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Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

Funny random tweets | Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Practice social distancing CVS by maintaining half-receipt distance people around 6:21 AM 5/8/20 Twitter Web App

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Funny relatable memes | Where does hurt? Stomach ache Telling joke and people just stare at silence Head ache | dark kermit well just woke up. Time be productive stare at phone bed an hour Gdabmoms

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Funny random memes | Squidward having drinks with himself my coworker and are having conversation and customer interrupts us | Jim Halpert Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:

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Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

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Funny random memes | spider man @zahraloum everyday feels AYPO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY adam..crea | been waiting 5 years this, now my card is expired I can tell everyone expiration date 4/20 and security code 069 044 /20 069

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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

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Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go

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Funny random memes | someone calls chonky so pin them down and eat them | My buttermilk brings all Isaiahs yard, and they're like s superior thine MM

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Funny tweet that reads, "When I say I'm in my bag all 2020 this is what I mean" above a photo of a guy wearing a tent over his head on a flight to prevent from getting coronavirus

Kindly Get Out Of My Face

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Funny random memes | He-man Skeletor meme scrolling and keep running into inspirational quotes and positive messages don't like feel good! like feel evil! | left surprise on pillow omg no way love u so much pasta

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Funny random memes | coolkidsofhistory Don Featherstone, Creator Plastic Lawn Flamingos, 1957 eldritchcuddlernonsense He looks exactly as would picture creator plastic lawn flamingos look. | Measuring my weiner dog

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Funny memes that are relatable | yo pizza app isn't working" Friend dude just call them" My anxiety: | Ttr-h tr 2r tan (8) 10- 30° 45° 60° Ssin xdx cosx+C dx tgx +C, cos x 5- 3 ftgxdx cosx 2? dx 60 ax +bx+c trying figure out away change things 30 0 without changing things so can have new life without working on yourself. 2a

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Funny random memes | gollum in a face mask IF UGLY, BUT HAVE PRETTY EYES THIS IS CHANCE!! | call time out during tag caught corner" starter pack FOVE KANGES SAIKAI @MasiPopal jelly sandwich power rangers lunchbox

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Funny random memes | roll safe people can't use if are useless @TrashBag | Coronavirus Update Mayor has ordered local bands play their originals public areas prevent people gathering.

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'I told him the day he was born was the worst day of my life': 62-year-old sister who helped deliver her younger brother 55 years ago gets upset when he tells the story of his birth at her 40th anniversary party

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24-year-old, eldest of 12 siblings, refuses to pay for her sister’s college tuition and moves out after their mother pressures her to give up her savings on top of paying rent: ‘That was the last straw’

24-year-old, eldest of 12 siblings, refuses to pay for her sister’s college tuition and moves out after their mother pressures her to give up her savings on top of paying rent: ‘That was the last straw’

Woman offers her younger brother and his family to move into her home while they're reeling from a rough financial situation, but now they're apprehensive about leaving: ‘I have a son who deserves space to grow’

Woman offers her younger brother and his family to move into her home while they're reeling from a rough financial situation, but now they're apprehensive about leaving: ‘I have a son who deserves space to grow’

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