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Funny random memes | deer entered shop owner decided give him some biscuits. He left half an hour later he came back with squad | Someone tells their name* Their name my brain 7 seconds later: Adios

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Funny random memes | Pillow fort couch with curtains that can be rolled down and make a tent | MOS sarcasmmother have trust issues but Putin is on another level #FHV hazmat suit

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Funny random memes | spongebob burning paper underwater Family is still family no matter they've hurt thebandoffice made with mematic | Disney rehashing all their old movies. 51 driving over a toothpaste tube

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Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

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Funny random tweets | Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Practice social distancing CVS by maintaining half-receipt distance people around 6:21 AM 5/8/20 Twitter Web App

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Funny relatable memes | Where does hurt? Stomach ache Telling joke and people just stare at silence Head ache | dark kermit well just woke up. Time be productive stare at phone bed an hour Gdabmoms

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Funny random memes | Squidward having drinks with himself my coworker and are having conversation and customer interrupts us | Jim Halpert Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:

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Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Funny random memes | spider man @zahraloum everyday feels AYPO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY adam..crea | been waiting 5 years this, now my card is expired I can tell everyone expiration date 4/20 and security code 069 044 /20 069

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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

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Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go

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Funny random memes | someone calls chonky so pin them down and eat them | My buttermilk brings all Isaiahs yard, and they're like s superior thine MM

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Funny tweet that reads, "When I say I'm in my bag all 2020 this is what I mean" above a photo of a guy wearing a tent over his head on a flight to prevent from getting coronavirus

Kindly Get Out Of My Face

Funny random memes | He-man Skeletor meme scrolling and keep running into inspirational quotes and positive messages don't like feel good! like feel evil! | left surprise on pillow omg no way love u so much pasta

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Parents approaching retirement fund house 36-year-old daughter who never held a steady job, leaving her 29-year-old brother worried about inheriting the responsibility: ‘I have my own life’

Parents approaching retirement fund house 36-year-old daughter who never held a steady job, leaving her 29-year-old brother worried about inheriting the responsibility: ‘I have my own life’

Vet tech prioritizes her career when her socialite mother-in-law deliberately schedules important family events on days she knows she has to work: 'I'm not going to keep feeling guilty for having a job'

Vet tech prioritizes her career when her socialite mother-in-law deliberately schedules important family events on days she knows she has to work: 'I'm not going to keep feeling guilty for having a job'

Lawyer wants to withdraw from his church's Charity Christmas Program, after his allocated "family-in-need" requests luxury gifts instead of necessities: 'I can’t afford to buy half of this stuff for myself'

Lawyer wants to withdraw from his church's Charity Christmas Program, after his allocated "family-in-need" requests luxury gifts instead of necessities: 'I can’t afford to buy half of this stuff for myself'

Hiring manager calls night-shift worker in the middle of sleeping at 12pm: 'I know they’re going to show me the same job vacancy I didn’t accept before because of too low wage'

Hiring manager calls night-shift worker in the middle of sleeping at 12pm: 'I know they’re going to show me the same job vacancy I didn’t accept before because of too low wage'

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