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Tweet that reads, "Doctors before an X-ray be like, 'Don't worry this is perfectly safe' and then the dude goes to Egypt to press a button"

Seems A Little Fishy

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34 Random Memes To Help You Ease Right Out Of Your Boredom

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Black and white cat sitting in an empty bourbon box labeled arrogant bastard, photo is titled found my girlfriend's cat the perfect box

29 Amusing Memes To Distract You From Life's Persistent Pain

Tweet that reads, "f*ck Kiki, does Stacy's Mom still got it goin' on?"

Stacy Can't You See

Tweet that reads, "I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair"

Seriously, Where Do I Find That Happiness Again?

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32 Random Memes To Make Your Day A Tad More Humorous

Tweet that reads, "Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the thousands of pictures you have of them sleeping"

Awkward But Worth It

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31 Random Memes That Have No Purpose, But Also Who Cares

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Text that reads, "I love the look waiters give me like 'she won't eat all this.' HAHA stand back and watch me Paul"

Don't Underestimate Me

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26 Amusing Memes That'll Get You Cry-Laughing

Tweet that reads, "Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inferiority of purses"

Huh, Fair Point

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26 Rando Memes To Help You Tough Out Those Monday Blues

Text that reads, "Crayola's senior crayon maker, Emerson Moser, who molded a record-breaking 1.4 billion crayons in his 37-year career, announced upon his retirement that he was colorblind"

PLOT TWIST

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18 Fresh Tweets That Are More Clever Than Anything We Could Come Up With

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Tweet that reads, "We're two years away from the roaring twenties and if you think I'm not gonna party like Gatsby from 2020-2029 then you're absolutely wrong old sport"

Hell Yeah

Tweet that reads, "Family: Why would you get tattoos? They're expensive and painful to get and they are permanent; Also family: Have a baby"

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Stepmom pressures her 35-year-old stepdaughter, who has a 4 and 8-year-old, to bring her 9-year-old half-brother on her family trip to Paris: 'Jake is not my responsibility and never will be.'

Stepmom pressures her 35-year-old stepdaughter, who has a 4 and 8-year-old, to bring her 9-year-old half-brother on her family trip to Paris: 'Jake is not my responsibility and never will be.'

Retail employee takes home customer's wallet, gets angry when coworker tells management: 'He planned to return it personally'

Retail employee takes home customer's wallet, gets angry when coworker tells management: 'He planned to return it personally'

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

Startup fires founding employee, still expects her to do work for no salary: 'They kept another employee who makes less than me'

Startup fires founding employee, still expects her to do work for no salary: 'They kept another employee who makes less than me'

Family want to force neighbors to stop showering at midnight because they wake up at 5am: 'The walls are very thin'

Family want to force neighbors to stop showering at midnight because they wake up at 5am: 'The walls are very thin'

Frugal 34-year-old refuses to pay for a $11k luxury senior facility for his parents, protecting his future by setting financial boundaries: ‘They are choosing a lifestyle above what their finances support’

Frugal 34-year-old refuses to pay for a $11k luxury senior facility for his parents, protecting his future by setting financial boundaries: ‘They are choosing a lifestyle above what their finances support’

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