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29 Amusing Memes To Distract You From Life's Persistent Pain

Tweet that reads, "f*ck Kiki, does Stacy's Mom still got it goin' on?"

Stacy Can't You See

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Tweet that reads, "I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair"

Seriously, Where Do I Find That Happiness Again?

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32 Random Memes To Make Your Day A Tad More Humorous

Tweet that reads, "Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the thousands of pictures you have of them sleeping"

Awkward But Worth It

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31 Random Memes That Have No Purpose, But Also Who Cares

Text that reads, "I love the look waiters give me like 'she won't eat all this.' HAHA stand back and watch me Paul"

Don't Underestimate Me

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26 Amusing Memes That'll Get You Cry-Laughing

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Tweet that reads, "Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inferiority of purses"

Huh, Fair Point

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26 Rando Memes To Help You Tough Out Those Monday Blues

Text that reads, "Crayola's senior crayon maker, Emerson Moser, who molded a record-breaking 1.4 billion crayons in his 37-year career, announced upon his retirement that he was colorblind"

PLOT TWIST

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18 Fresh Tweets That Are More Clever Than Anything We Could Come Up With

Tweet that reads, "We're two years away from the roaring twenties and if you think I'm not gonna party like Gatsby from 2020-2029 then you're absolutely wrong old sport"

Hell Yeah

Tweet that reads, "Family: Why would you get tattoos? They're expensive and painful to get and they are permanent; Also family: Have a baby"

The Realest Thing I've Read All Day

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32 Random Memes To Rescue You From Your Crippling Boredom

Tweet that reads, "I let my dog live with me all year long and her rent is wearing a Halloween costume in October"

Seems Like A Fair Trade

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Man invites friend to sleep on Airbnb floor for free, gets offended when he refuses to pay $70 afterwards: 'I shouldn't owe him a cent'

Man invites friend to sleep on Airbnb floor for free, gets offended when he refuses to pay $70 afterwards: 'I shouldn't owe him a cent'

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

Boss asks employee why she didn't respond to the message he sent at 10 PM on a Tuesday: 'When did we all agree that being available 24/7 was normal?'

Boss asks employee why she didn't respond to the message he sent at 10 PM on a Tuesday: 'When did we all agree that being available 24/7 was normal?'

Hardworking 28-year-old helps her single mother put 3 siblings through college, but pulls her financial support when her younger siblings refuse to get jobs: ‘I’m done being the backup plan''

Hardworking 28-year-old helps her single mother put 3 siblings through college, but pulls her financial support when her younger siblings refuse to get jobs: ‘I’m done being the backup plan''

Unemployed husband tells his hardworking wife that she's the reason they can't go on vacation: 'Now is not the time.'

Unemployed husband tells his hardworking wife that she's the reason they can't go on vacation: 'Now is not the time.'

Older sister admits to her brother that their dad missed his college graduation because he chose to go on a trip with his new family instead: ‘There was no emergency’

Older sister admits to her brother that their dad missed his college graduation because he chose to go on a trip with his new family instead: ‘There was no emergency’

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