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Funny tweet about someone's high school reunion that turns into a dad joke | high school reunion me i'm in the army now friend i thought you were either going to be a referee or an attorney yeah i couldn't decide between boxers and briefs so i went commando

The Ultimate Dad Joke

Funny tweets from novelty Twitter account 'Very British Problems' | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish "Thanks lot sounds sarcastic "Thanks sounds annoyed "Thanks bunch sounds furious 09/03/2015 19:32 3,145 RETWEETS 3,709 FAVOURITES

Twenty-Two 'Very British Problems' For The Limeys

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Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

Wasn't Clear Before

Funny Pakalu Papito tweet that reads, "How do I play hard to get when I'm already hard to want"

Me IRL

Funny random memes and tweets | darth vader talking to bobba fett Watches an ad 30 minutes music Spotify 2 songs later have altered deal, pray don't alter any further. huge billboard done in paint. Highest level advertising ARE LOOKING GRAPHIC DESIGNER

Thirty-Two Random Tidbits Simply For Your Entertainment

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Funny tweet that reads, "No matter how bad things get I remind myself I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme convinced I'm a business owner"

#BossBabe

Funny tweet about the reasons one might not like getting their photo taken, which includes feeling deeply self-conscious | when i say please don't take a picture of me it's not because i'm being bitchy and stubborn it's because if i see that picture i will seriously feel so bad about myself and think i am the ugliest thing on earth

Wow Didn't Expect To Be This Personally Attacked

Funny tweet that reads, "I drew a ninja" above a blank image

Stealthy

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Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

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Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

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Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

Funny tweet about how there should be a "semi-exclamation point" used for work purposes, there really needs to be a semi exclamation point for when a period conveys too little enthusiasms in a work related email but using the full exclamation point makes you seem like a psychopath

This.

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35-year-old aunt offers to take 17-year-old nephew on a trip to Italy if his mom watches her 4-year-old daughter while they're away: 'Awesome opportunity for everyone involved!'

35-year-old aunt offers to take 17-year-old nephew on a trip to Italy if his mom watches her 4-year-old daughter while they're away: 'Awesome opportunity for everyone involved!'

20-year-old data entry employee is laughed at when she says she's overworked, stands her ground and makes her boss finish the job: ‘I was, and still am, super proud.’

20-year-old data entry employee is laughed at when she says she's overworked, stands her ground and makes her boss finish the job: ‘I was, and still am, super proud.’

20 Hannah Montana Memes to Celebrate 20 Years of the Best of Both Worlds

20 Hannah Montana Memes to Celebrate 20 Years of the Best of Both Worlds

A Happy Meal of Silly Memes for People Just Trying to Have Some Fun

A Happy Meal of Silly Memes for People Just Trying to Have Some Fun

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