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Funny tweets from novelty Twitter account 'Very British Problems' | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish "Thanks lot sounds sarcastic "Thanks sounds annoyed "Thanks bunch sounds furious 09/03/2015 19:32 3,145 RETWEETS 3,709 FAVOURITES

Twenty-Two 'Very British Problems' For The Limeys

Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

Wasn't Clear Before

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Funny Pakalu Papito tweet that reads, "How do I play hard to get when I'm already hard to want"

Me IRL

Funny random memes and tweets | darth vader talking to bobba fett Watches an ad 30 minutes music Spotify 2 songs later have altered deal, pray don't alter any further. huge billboard done in paint. Highest level advertising ARE LOOKING GRAPHIC DESIGNER

Thirty-Two Random Tidbits Simply For Your Entertainment

Funny tweet that reads, "No matter how bad things get I remind myself I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme convinced I'm a business owner"

#BossBabe

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Funny tweet about the reasons one might not like getting their photo taken, which includes feeling deeply self-conscious | when i say please don't take a picture of me it's not because i'm being bitchy and stubborn it's because if i see that picture i will seriously feel so bad about myself and think i am the ugliest thing on earth

Wow Didn't Expect To Be This Personally Attacked

Funny tweet that reads, "I drew a ninja" above a blank image

Stealthy

Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

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Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

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Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

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Funny tweet about how there should be a "semi-exclamation point" used for work purposes, there really needs to be a semi exclamation point for when a period conveys too little enthusiasms in a work related email but using the full exclamation point makes you seem like a psychopath

This.

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Man invites friend to sleep on Airbnb floor for free, gets offended when he refuses to pay $70 afterwards: 'I shouldn't owe him a cent'

Man invites friend to sleep on Airbnb floor for free, gets offended when he refuses to pay $70 afterwards: 'I shouldn't owe him a cent'

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

Hardworking 28-year-old helps her single mother put 3 siblings through college, but pulls her financial support when her younger siblings refuse to get jobs: ‘I’m done being the backup plan''

Hardworking 28-year-old helps her single mother put 3 siblings through college, but pulls her financial support when her younger siblings refuse to get jobs: ‘I’m done being the backup plan''

Older sister admits to her brother that their dad missed his college graduation because he chose to go on a trip with his new family instead: ‘There was no emergency’

Older sister admits to her brother that their dad missed his college graduation because he chose to go on a trip with his new family instead: ‘There was no emergency’

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Couple take 13 and 15-year-old nieces to Disney World while parents pay, siblings claim it's unfair they didn't take the rest of their children: 'You're already doing a massive favor'

Couple take 13 and 15-year-old nieces to Disney World while parents pay, siblings claim it's unfair they didn't take the rest of their children: 'You're already doing a massive favor'

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