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It's about to be that time of the year. That blessed time when kids go back to school and moms and dads everywhere can finally have a moment of peace. I'm not saying this to imply that all parents hate summer vacation and the time with their children that comes with it. However, by August, summer vacation can get a bit tedious for the parents and the kids. You've exhausted every fun summer activity idea that you foolishly thought would fill the time at the beginning of the summer. Your kids hav…

It's sad to look around and see just how little free time we have for ourselves. So many of our precious moments spent on this earth are occupied by working or taking care of ourselves, and those aren't particularly fun activities. If you were to make a pie chart that shows the time you spend sleeping, working, and having fun, the having fun slice would be paltry at best and nearly invisible at worst. I'm not saying this to be a doomer. Quite the opposite, actually. I think it's our duty as liv…

I was obsessed with those foam sword toys when I was a kid. Any sword toy was enough to get me excited. I don't think I owned a lightsaber or a medieval knight foam sword, but boy howdy, was I fixated on them at the toy store and my friend's houses. The best thing about sword toys was that they gave you a socially acceptable tool to fight your friends. It's generally frowned upon to get into a fistfight with your friends, even if it is just for play. Swords give you the opportunity to swing a g…

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I've been a little bit of a homebody recently, and honestly, I'm not mad about it. It is so expensive to go outside and do anything in New York, so I might as well stay home and reap the benefits of the streaming services I pay for! When you're young, it's expected that you should be going out 24/7 and always be having the time of your life. I have been that girl for sure, but right now, I want to watch a 3/5-star movie at home without anybody bothering me. There is no shame in staying home som…

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