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Eighteen Relationship Tweets That Speak The Dang Truth

Relationships take a lot of hard work to be successful, on behalf of both partners. There may be a fair amount of turmoil along the way, but hey, at least we learn something and also get some entertainment out of it!

Funny tweets about being in a relationship | Matthew Broussard Following @mondaypunday moved with my girlfriend after 1 year. People say rushing but both so love with saving $900/mo. 3:22 PM 4 Jul 2017 15 Retweets 171 Likes
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28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

Twitter's been an absolute nightmare of late between the election, the pandemic, and the unholy areas in which the two intersect. We're sick of the politics, and we're willing to bet that you are, too. To help you enjoy the good parts of Twitter, we've put together some amusing (and often sadly relatable) tweets that will remind you of the good parts of the site. Stay safe out there on the internet, y'all. There's so much to avoid.

Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.
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17 Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

Freddie Mercury was correct in Bohemian Rhapsody when he said that "nothing really matters," because let's face it, life is meaningless and corporations have completely taken over our lives. So if for some strange reason you're in the mood to be reminded of the dystopian hell we live in, scroll down!

Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed
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27 Deeply Relatable Memes That Really Spoke To Us

Memes have the power to speak to us on a spiritual level like no other art form can (yes, we just called memes an art form). So scroll down to view some highly relatable memes that we thoroughly enjoyed!

Funny memes that are relatable | have been telling management about problem weeks and now just like boo m/GarDealershipLife man watching a globe burn | falling asleep and body does fake falling thing squidward
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Painful 2020 Memes Because Everything Sucks Who Cares

Here we are in July and everything about this year is still majorly f*cked up - and guess what, we've got six more months of it to go! So while we all sit here and waste our lives away, at least we have some memes that we hope can at least entertain you for a bit.

Funny memes about 2020, coronavirus | Firr @Firr absolute dystopian hell world are living COVID-19 TESTING SITE pepsi. NEAR WALMART #908 'S LIKE > | My mom: No matter sun is smiling down on us sun, 2020: Teletubbies sun with Chloe going to Disneyland face
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Retired MLB Player Aubrey Huff Roasted By Gamers

Former Major League Baseball star Aubrey Huff took a swing at the gaming community last weekend, implying in a tweet that 'grown ass men' who play video games don't get laid. Who knows, maybe his retired buddies think archaic stereotypes are funny, but Twitter did not let this one slide. What ensued was a barrage of comebacks, quips, and spicy roasts in one endless thread. We've collected some of the funniest replies to Aubrey's foul for your amusement.

Looks like you struck-out this time, Aubrey.

Twitter, Funny Twitter, Epic Fail, Gaming Community, Gamers, Video Games, Major League Baseball, Roasted | Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff Grown ass men that play video games, ask yourself this. ...when's the last time you've been laid? | Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man Replying to Having fun? Psht, that's degenerate aryan men pick up sticks and watch paint dry
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Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

Replies this clever are pretty hard to come by; you've kinda just just gotta be in the right place at the right time, and brands like Wendy's - the absolute champions of the roast - know this all too well. Some of these people seriously deserve an award for their witty replies!

comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u
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Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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Thirty Tweets Featuring Amusing Plot Twists

Remember that "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie" meme? Well, these tweets perfectly exemplify the format, albeit in the form of character-restricted twitter gems. The jokes are a perfect example of how you can pack twists and turns into short shows of absurdist comedy.

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Random Memes For There's Absolutely Nothing To Do

With things starting to open back up in society, we're all extremely ready to get back to regular-ass life. Unfortunately though, it's going to be a while before we get to our new version "normal." Until then, we've got as many memes as you could ever want to help you pass the time.

Funny random memes | Baby Yoda all want is snuggles but all keep getting is struggles | google test question and whole test comes up Doctor Who Wilfred crying
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Mixed Batch Of Memes Because There's Nothing Better To Do

Whatever day of quarantine you're on, just know that it isn't going to end anytime soon. Sorry to be a downer, but's that's just a fact at this point. So please enjoy these memes, and click here for even more!

Funny random memes and tweets | sit next cute girl subway and she slides over next seat am aware effect have on women idris alba the office | remote isn't working guy standing in funny positions
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Twenty-Nine Pointless But Funny Memes

Hey bored people, these dumb memes are for you. No need to thank us, it's our job to provide you with daily quality content. Want even more? Click here for that!

Funny random memes | Family Insults my weight Family Insults my friends Family Insults my interests Family being so rude, why aren't spending time with us? guy in glasses | heard Panic! At Disco, now get ready kittencasual: 2 4.99 COUNT 99 SYIKES CAUT yard ORANGE LIGHT BULBS Diameter: 24 inch Length: 41 inch
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Sixteen Anxiety-Ridden Memes For Over-Thinkers

Lockdown has made some of us depressed, while others have anxiety that's going through the roof. Everyone deals with things a little differently, and that's okay. We just want you to know that you're not alone, so we put together this gallery of highly relatable anxiety-related memes! Check out even more here!

Funny memes about anxiety | Anxiety if this happens But won't Anxiety But if does got there | Him Babe can just relax 's not serious relaxing Spongebob fire on the inside
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Fresh & Funny Tweets For Very Bored People

Want to entertain yourself with funny Twitter tidbits? Afraid of logging on because of...well, most people who tweet? We've got you covered. This batch of freshly harvested tweetsoffers all the humor without having to expose yourself to the stupid people and political fanatics on the website. You're safe here.

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Thirty-Five Miscellaneous Memes For The Tired And Bored

If you're bored out of your mind, it may be time for you to try memes! That's right, memes will help rid your mind of the tedium and make you chuckle, or your money back guaranteed!

Funny random memes | My army is ready attack at nightfall pile of black kittens in a single cat bed | co-worker suggests hanging out outside work making people laugh 0 INTEREST
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Fourteen Darth Vader Tweets That Bring Some Snark To The Dark Side

If you've ever needed a little sassy Darth Vader in your life, it's your lucky day! As it turns out, Vader's Twitter account is full of sassy gems that thoroughly entertained us. After you finish scrolling through these, check out some Star Wars memes via eBaum's World!

Funny tweets from the Twitter account "Darth Vader" | Darth Vader @2extreme2online "Know who else birther? Luke Skywalker. Guy just couldn't take an 'l am father an answer."
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