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Today In Things That Will Break A Macbook: A Single Grain Of Chipotle Rice

Apple products may have many strengths, but durability sure isn’t one of them. Every iPhone or MacBook user has endured the delights of smashed screens and dwindling battery life at some point or another, no matter how carefully they use their electronics. It has got to a point where the reasons for malfunctioning devices are starting to get pretty ridiculous, as @kaxamdays had the misfortune to find out recently. After eating Chipotle near their MacBook, they closed it with a single grain of r…
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Eco Influencer Gets Roasted For Reinventing Corn Syrup As ‘Vegan Honey’

We all know by now that processed food is the devil. It's full of all the unhealthy food groups and scary sounding chemicals, and it gets made in ways that are enough to put you off ordering Taco Bell until the munchies come back again. If you decide to do the processing yourself, though? Totally different ball game. This seems to be the logic of one influencer, who promotes a low waste, sustainable lifestyle. Kathryn Kellogg raised some eyebrows recently for posting a video of her making what …
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A Bunch Of Funny Tweets That Find Humor In The Little Things

Few inventions throughout history have summed up the truly bizarre experience of being alive better than Twitter. No passing thought or strange event can go undocumented, opening us up to a whole new world of unexpected entertainment. From the sublime to the ridiculous, Twitter exposes us to everything human nature has to offer when it spends a little too much time on the internet. And in a way, that’s kind of beautiful.
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Man Discovers Amusing Hair Stylist Photo, Everyone Is Convinced It’s Melissa McCarthy

Hair stylists and barbers are no stranger to advertising their results. When you’re entrusting a stranger with something as important as your hair, you want to know that they’re going to do the best job possible. While your main concern might be whether you’re likely to leave the salon crying or not, closer examination can sometimes reveal some unexpected Easter eggs. This was the case for @lvteef , who ran into an entertaining entry in a salon’s online photo gallery while looking for a place t…
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Sinister-Looking ‘Croc Golem’ Has Ugly Footwear Fans Rethinking Their Life Choices

With its increase in sales, high fashion updates and multiple celebrity endorsements, the 2020s are shaping up as the era of the croc renaissance. Comfortable and now fashionable too, people are converting to the footwear in their droves. However, this newfound appreciation is not all sunshine and rainbows. This was proved by Twitter user @tresdessert , who recently stumbled upon a horrifying croc-based abomination. Dubbed an “extremely cursed croc golem”, the photo appears to show a humanoid/c…
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Woman Calls Out Bossy Tinder Date In Amusing Thread

If you’ve spent any amount of time looking for love on dating apps , it’s more than likely you have a few horror stories today. There are a scary amount of weirdos out there, and the ability to message attractive strangers whatever they feel like seems to bring out their audacity in full force. This was the case for @kasiamertuszka , who was left amazed after an interaction with a man on Tinder who she had been preparing to go on a date with. After reacting with surprise that he had instructed …
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Creepy Footage Of A “Cryptid” Running On All Fours Is Giving Everyone The Heebie-Jeebies

Few things bring the internet together like things that scare the crap out of you. Supernatural events and unexplained occurrences are powerful unifiers, whether they are huge mysteries or easily debunked. Veterans of creepypasta may be no stranger to frightening content, but something like this recently surfaced CCTV footage may be enough to freak out even the most hardened souls. CCTV footage captures person dashing on all fours in the dead of night pic.twitter.com/DnxyBjpXVG — Alex Eccleston…
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Suggestively Shaped Airship Has Everyone Saying The Same Thing

Social media users often find themselves to be a divided population. It would seem the nature of every different platform is to create petty disputes, ignite scandals and just generally encourage the worst of the worst to make itself known. However, there's one factor that unites a vast majority: how unbearably horny people can be. From Lady Dimitrescu to Waluigi , there's nothing the internet loves more than uniting around a sex symbol. What's more, they don't even have to be a living things. …
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Nepotistic Glassdoor Review Has Everybody Griping About People Falling Upwards

Anyone who has tried to go for a job without having any connections knows that in many industries, the system is rigged. A little family connection will take you a long way in an interview , leaving the rest of us cringing at every small mistake we made in answering the hiring manager’s questions. However, one thing most of us don’t expect is for people to say the quiet part out loud, as with a Glassdoor review found by @thegallowboob . The jaw dropping comment claims that the individual applie…
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Snarky Takedown Of ‘Stomp Clap Hey’ Music Has People Reliving The Worst Of Early 2010s Culture

The early 2010s was a time period in a league of its own, and not necessarily in a good way. With a decade of hindsight, everything from planking to moustache finger tattoos is tinged with a distinct "what the hell were we doing" vibe. It's amazing how a short period of time can turn something from fashionable to atrocious, and this is especially true of music trends. This has recently been pointed out by Twitter user @lemonade_grrrl , who gave many people unwelcome flashbacks by reminiscing ab…
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Wholesome Thread Delights In Vacation Dads Fascinated With Pool Repairmen

If Father’s Day card designs are anything to go by, many men of a certain age enjoy the simple things in life. Sports, beer and fart jokes probably take the top spot, but a solid runner up has to be power tools. There are few more intimate relationships than a dad and the immaculately equipped toolbox in the garage that he never touches, apart from when another man’s tools are involved. This essential truth has been elegantly proved by @ellieq , when she came across some repairmen replacing a p…
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Titillating Memes And Tweets For Mindless Browsing

We did it, somehow. Another working week is over, and it's time for our allotted two days of R&R before yet more rise and grind. There are so many things on the to-do list that have been kept waiting, and many more fun new things to or hobbies to pursue while we can do it and not feel too guilty. However, out of all the potential things we could do this weekend, the one inevitability will be staring at some memes . Now that's what I call relaxation .
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People Charmed By Spider-Man Cake Topper Doing Some Heavy Lifting

Everybody knows that cake is one of the things that makes a birthday a birthday. If life insurance ads are anything to go by, there’s nothing like those cherished childhood memories of family members singing to you as you blow out the candles. Should anything get in the way of that, it is of course an unmitigated disaster — so when @KahbeloMohlah02 ’s son’s tiered birthday cake started to slip, he was lucky to have a helper to keep it from disintegrating completely. Thank you Spiderman for savi…
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Barista Goes Viral Showcasing All Their Sad Google Reviews, Prompts Other Service Workers To Do The Same

With a lot of customer service jobs, it’s the people you’re serving who make or break the job. Unfortunately, a lot of these people also enjoy being jerks. In the internet age, the dilemma is even worse, because we have the joys of Google allowing every mildly inconvenienced customer to channel their rage at supposedly subpar service for the whole world to see and judge. When the mere whims of a Karen-esque keyboard warrior can put your entire livelihood at risk, it makes sense that you might e…
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Sadly Relatable Memes And Tweets For Broke People

Raise your hand if you're broke AF
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Kanye Gets Roasted For Brooding Above Atlanta Stadium During Game

If there is a ranking somewhere of mega famous people who love making weird and grandiose gestures, Kanye West has to be somewhere near the top of it. He’s almost as famous for his erratic nature as he is for his formidable musical legacy, and the recent breakdown of his marriage seems to have only exacerbated the tendency. In his latest feat of extremely divorced behavior, Kanye has made headlines by temporarily moving into Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz stadium and he appears to be making himself at…
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