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Tumblr and Twitter are two internet zones that never have a shortage of people trying (or failing) to be funny. Which is really, really, good for people like us who are in desperate need of ways to procrastinate and just avoid reality in general. If you still need more time-wasting fuel, you can check out some of our other meme galleries and tweet galleries.

Labor Day is almost here, and you know what that means...working overtime if you're a customer service employee! No matter if you're a bartender, waiter, barista or retail worker, you know the struggle of working extra hard on a holiday where you're supposed to be relaxing. The grind is REAL, friends.

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Here are some memes and tweets for if you're not too smart, but not too dumb. If you're not terminally bored, but not very busy. If your tastes are somewhat discerning but not snobby. These memes are for theeveryman.

These funny memes,and funny tweets may not improve your life or give it meaning, but they'll certainly make it suck a little less. If you power through these pics and are hungry for more, you can peruse some of these dumb memes or amusing tweets for more time-wasting pleasure.

In absolutely shocking news, the Boston accent has been named the second most sexy in the United States according to a survey from Big 7. The travel company polled 1.5 million people on social media to come to this unexpected conclusion. The only accent to beat the home of the Red Sox was that of the Lone Star state. Hard to argue with that. The Texan drawl definitely has some serious appeal. While we believe that Big 7 has conducted the survey in a professional and unbiased manner, people on Twitter are less convinced. This news has been met with a bevy of Boston accent jokes and some serious roasts. Here are some of our favorites. 

Whether you're shirking your duties at your pathetic, dead-end desk job, or just trying to find a way to escape reality while endlessly studying for your finals, these memes are here to help you out. If you need more procrastination fuel (which we're sure you do) please check out some more time-wasting memes right here. Remember - we're here to help. 

If your abs aren't sore after scrolling through these memes, then you weren't working hard enough.

The U.S. is pretty well known for its bastardization of other cuisines. We gobble down crab rangoon, California rolls and rainbow bagels with sheer delight. The debate over whether or not pineapples belong on pizza exists solely because some demented genius decided to place the fruit on a classic Italian dish. We see the backlash all over social media. so it should come as no surprise that there's an entire Twitter account dedicated to the infuriated Italians eager to reject these crimes against their cuisine. 

Italians Mad At Food is basically an aggregator of enraged Italian commenters bemoaning the culinary abilities of anyone who, well, isn't Italian. The comments are hilarious, lofty, and oftentimes hard to decipher - which arguably makes them even funnier. While we do believe an apology is in order for Olive Garden and Chef Boyardee, the existence of this Twitter account and its heated comments has left us grateful for our criminal takes on Italian cuisine.

Hey! Remember that free trial you signed up for when you wanted to watch that dumb show? Remember when the internet was sucking and you turned wifi off on your phone? Well it's time to cancel that sh*t and reconnect to wifi so you're not using that data. These little things we forget are exactly what Twitter users are trying to remind us of in this trending Twitter meme format. Some of these are pretty legitimate tips, and others...well, they're just a little bonkers. 

Damn, Gina. Today is serving up a whole lot of "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." That classic Jurassic Park quote sums up our feelings about the just-released trailer for 'Sonic The Hedgehog'. The film features Jim Carrey as the villainous Robotnik and James Marsden as Tom Wachowski, a small-town Sheriff who assists Sonic in his quest to save the world. Unfortunately, this star power doesn't do much to distract from the film's cringey, creepy CGI and very questionable production. All of Twitter seems to agree.

Some of these tweets are out of control. For more Twitter fun, head over to r/whitepeopletwitter.

That 280 character limit is no match for thesewordsmiths. Some people are capable of saying so much with so little space. We wish we had come up with these ourselves.

If you've ever been on our site, chances are that you're familiar with our affection for dad jokesand amusing parenting tidbits. James Breakwell's Twitteris a beautiful amalgam of both. We dare you not to smile at these funky tweets.