This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pop Crave announcement. Last night, chaos erupted on Twitter dot com. Several sources reported that Twitter insiders claimed the public version of the app might not last for longer than a week. Since Elon Musk took over the company and began firing huge numbers of employees, the future of the website has become increasingly uncertain. Brands, advertisers, and longtime Twitter users began ditching their a…

Adulting is hard.

Having a blast or frittering away one's time on the world wide web may seem like an easy feat for many internet enthusiasts, but it's really more complicated than one might believe. Boredom has a funny way of diminishing our abilities to seek out intelligent activities, pastimes, or hobbies. And our attention spans are more pathetic than they've ever been before. I swear, it's nearly impossible for me to make it through a forty-minute television episode without feeling antsy, let alone attempt…

Not to brag, but my parents are extremely rad. I know that not everyone has great relationships with their parents and that some of the readers of this piece might be orphans, but I, for one, am in neither of those camps. My dad is literally one of the funniest people I know. He is a master songwriter and has been singing and writing his original jingles for as long as I can remember. When I was a kid, I used to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to sit at the breakfast table and read the funnies w…

Rightfully stumped.

Greetings, friends. We're back with another jam-packed gallery of fresh and mostly-funny tweets. Which is, for once in our lives, saying something, because the bird app has been worse than ever. Between misinformation about the situation in Iran, Elon Musk being Elon Musk, and the recent elections, sh*t is looking pretty damn bleak. If it weren't for the funny people who still churn out jokes on the site, we'd have been gone a long, long time ago. Today's batch of Twitter treats features the ob…

Listen, I know that TikTok might appear to be the work of pure evil for the uninitiated. After all, any social media platform primarily populated by teenagers is bound to include some insane hot takes that possibly should've never seen the light of day. I do think that young people, particularly minors on TikTok, need to learn that it's okay not to share graphic and insanely personal details about their lives online. In fact, I might even highly recommend they not do that. Your middle school co…

I just absolutely love waking up each day, wondering how the hell Elon Musk will manage to screw Twitter up more than he already has. And by screw it up, we kind of mean make it better. Because while some people may think they're tired, the parody accounts are simply killing it lately. And by killing it, we kind of (definitely) mean causing predatory companies to lose a f*ck ton of money. Anyway. We know that not everyone enjoys watching annoying people freak out about the inevitable demise of…

Ever since we started that innocent two-week stint of staying at home in 2020, the discourse surrounding the merits and negatives of working from home. While I obviously hate Covid-19, working from home has been a godsend. I can work while petting my cats, take breaks to do HIIT workouts, and make my own lunch, which is invariably healthier than whatever crap I'd be ordering in to eat at my desk. Then there's the issue of the commute. I spend 2+ hours getting to and from my office. Am I paid fo…

You've done it! You've really done it. You have almost made it through another full week of the agonizing responsibility of adult existence Thanks to the impending freedom of the weekend (writing this on a Friday), and my rejuvenating therapy session, it feels a little easier to bend over for the man and write stupid blurbs like this one. This extensive collection of memes was carefully put together with the goal of assisting you in your quest for amusement. A lot of the memes are our favorite…

It's not a crime to want attention. And some people need it more than others. But for some reason, when people are needy , it's a bit more annoying than animals. My cat has moments where she will literally be forcing her head into my hand for hours at a time. It's a little obsessive, but I tolerate it. If it were a human? There's no way in hell I'd submit to their need for validation. But what about memes? Memes are literally created to be seen by the masses. But some of them don't get the love…

One of the most prominent stereotypes about parents is that once someone has kids, something shifts in their brain that makes them feel like the most esoteric bearer of ancient, once unknown knowledge. They smugly remark on how different the world looks now that they've got kids, implying that they've got something far more important in their lives than anything a childless person could be doing. Although I understand how annoying this can be for those on the receiving end of these takes, I kin…

Twitter Blue has arrived

The dangers of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many sad realities of being a 21st-century person with excruciating first-world problems, no matter how much you try to fight them. Although the majority of us can admit to being unhappy almost every day, it's considered rude to whine about your troubles when, in comparison, you're actually pretty damn fortunate. Unfortunately, we are unable to help you permanently overcome the urge to completely disregard the obligations and tasks t…

She got more than she bargained for

Back in April, TikToker @mads.ringswaldegan went viral for asking the community “ what the f*** do you do in an office job? ” The video has been stitched countless times by users who are eager to either explain that they do actual work at their offices or to explain that offices are completely unnecessary. We won't say where we stand on the matter (hehe) but thanks to a post on Twitter, we think we've found the best answer to @mads.ringswaldegan's burning question.