If you're looking for the absolute best memes to exist in the history of the internet, you have come to the wrong website. That said, if you're looking for a quick and painless bit of distraction, perhaps you have come to the right place. When boredom strikes my body, I know that I'll accept form of entertainment. While some of my favorite boredom-busting activities are, um, more PG than others, looking at memes is a pretty good place to start when you've run out of batteries. I mean, energy. Y…

Welcome back to our regular collection of fresh and funny thoughts from Twitter , where anything can happen and everyone has an opinion. Once again, we've scoured the Twittersphere to bring you the latest and greatest tweets from some of the most hilarious minds on the internet. From relatable observations about everyday life to ridiculous memes and everything in between, these tweets will either have you laughing, nodding and smiling, or at the very least, rolling your weary eyes. We've got tw…

These people have a lot of time on their hands

Why did he do that?

Congratulations on making it to the weekend, comrades. If you're on the hunt for some quick and easily consumable content, you're not alone. And we have to suggest taking a scroll through the witticisms people have posted on the bird app. Twitter , for all its downsides, often behaves like a hyper-productive joke factory - one that would probably benefit from its users taking some time off to, say, touch grass. Though it's undeniable that some of the site's most prolific users spit out some ann…

Scary memes to haunt your dreams

Basic memes are all well and good, but sometimes you need to feel smart while you procrastinate doing smart things. I recently listened to a podcast (rare, to be honest) about time management and mortality. The gist of it was that there's no way we're ever going to be able to do everything. We need to be choosy, and we need to be strategic in regard to the things we don't accomplish. Because we need to accept that there are things in life that we simply can't - or shouldn't - for the sake of ou…

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We're doomed as a species.

Hiding in the bathroom when you don't want to be somewhere is a time-honored tradition. I've done it my whole life; I'm not afraid to smell a little dookie to get me out of math class for five minutes. That is a price I'm willing to pay. Hiding in the bathroom improved in high school because that's when vapes got popular. Instead of the bathroom smelling like a bathroom, it was filled with an array of tropical fruit flavors . The teen vapers made my bathroom experience much brighter than any Fe…

It was announced yesterday at 3a.m.EST on Twitter and gamers are still freaking out about it!

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It's Oscars predictions time!

Decades ago, the more optimistic futurists probably thought that we'd eventually be living on space settlements in a scarcity-free utopia where robots do all the work for us and no one wants for anything. Few predicted that the future would look more like accepting “terms and conditions” before ordering a cheeseburger at the drive-thru, or internet-connected “ smart ” license plates that require a paid subscription in order to function properly. Yup, the future is now, and it's dumber than ever…