funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

Funny, sad, and depressing memes and tweets | spongebob reading a piece of paper then using it to stoke a fire: can't sit under hot water shower 74 minutes and pretend 's self care instead dealing with problems. homer simpson comforting bart: 2019 This is worst year my life. This is worst year life so far

Sad Memes To Kick That Seasonal Affective Disorder Into Gear

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Funny random memes | idris elba in the office meme: sit next cute girl subway and she slides over next seat am aware effect have on women. elmo wrestling: actually gets first place are all winners

Random Memes That Have No Purpose But Entertainment

funny random memes and tweets, introvert memes, dank memes, funny tweets, memes about cats, spongebob memes, introverts, living the dream spongebob meme | huge bullet sticking out of a tiny gun. want say my ability speak. spongebob opening a glowing box: someone asks are doing but are miserable so pull out ol' reliable LIVING DREAM!

Memes For Masters Of Procrastination

funny meme, funny tweet, angry dolphin drawing, old drawing of dolphin, twitter | look how made this dolphin is

This dolphin is SO mad.

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funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

Relatable

Funny memes about the end of the decade, new years, 2020, funny tweets | confused math lady: wondering year 2000 20 years ago and wtf happened last 2 decades. and boys at start decade and boys at end decade.

Fifteen New Years Memes To Mark The End Of The Decade

Funny random memes | not gonna get too crazy tonight Also Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna outburst had at JoAnn's Fabrics is not reflective who l am. older relatives are talking about crazy things young adults do nowadays and gotta act like not part.

Forty-Four Memes That Are Dumb Yet Entertaining

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funny tweets | tweet by UnFitz as young teen: Can't wait until old enough go out on New Years Eve now: l'd rather swim raw sewage than go out on New Years Eve

Tasty Tweets For Scrolling Your Life Away

Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

funny random memes, funny tweets, baby yoda memes, star wars memes, adam driver, daisy ridley, witcher memes, the witcher, henry cavill | tweet by SanmanthaQueK bet owner tried years share but no one ever replied his emails news headline by CTV Edmonton $43M cash found empty Nigerian apartment. statue of a man stuck inside a wall: block him while he's still typing

Thirty Random Memes For Your Scrolling Needs

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Funny random memes | tweet by NewScienceWrld NASA wants probe deeper into Uranus than ever before tweet by memerichie NASA better take out dinner first. for sale sign on a lawn: Quiet Neighbors Across Street Sale Mary Realty Group MARY'S SAVAGE

Silly Memes For When The Boredom Is Unbearable

Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

funny and relatable memes and tweets | is period between Christmas and New year. No one knows day is. Time doesn't really exist. Can start drinking at 10am? Why not. Existence is confusion.

Funny Tweets That Speak The Truth

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Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

Funny history memes | person standing on beach facing a huge wave. 18,000 armored men on horseback Ottomans at the Battle of Vienna. SammyThe0G TWITTER, WE ARE GETTING OLD 2000 was 19 YEARS AGO 1995 was 24 YEARS AGO 1989 was 30 YEARS AGO 1985 was 34 YEARS AGO 1453 was 566 YEARS AGO THESE KIDS TODAY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE SIEGE OF CONSTANTINOPLE AND THE FALL OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE

Twenty-Seven Funny And Educational History Memes

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‘We were walked on’: Extended family insists on visiting a woman and her mother for Christmas, who are grieving the loss of their stepdad and husband, then demands a perfect Christmas from them

‘We were walked on’: Extended family insists on visiting a woman and her mother for Christmas, who are grieving the loss of their stepdad and husband, then demands a perfect Christmas from them

Employee pushes back when boss insists he host him, wife, child, and dog for weeklong work trip: 'I haven't gotten a raise in four years'

Employee pushes back when boss insists he host him, wife, child, and dog for weeklong work trip: 'I haven't gotten a raise in four years'

25+ 90s Kid Nostalgia Pictures To Take You Back (December 6, 2025)

25+ 90s Kid Nostalgia Pictures To Take You Back (December 6, 2025)

Grandma hides kids' Christmas toys from Santa so they'll like her presents more, leading parents to forbid her from giving gifts altogether: ‘She wants the attention’

Grandma hides kids' Christmas toys from Santa so they'll like her presents more, leading parents to forbid her from giving gifts altogether: ‘She wants the attention’

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (December 6, 2025)

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (December 6, 2025)

Job lies about 6-week out-of-state training process to get employee to onboard, won't cover travel expenses and only gives $20 for food: 'I will most likely have to quit my job over this'

Job lies about 6-week out-of-state training process to get employee to onboard, won't cover travel expenses and only gives $20 for food: 'I will most likely have to quit my job over this'

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