funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny random memes | Job interviewer: If could be an animal animal would be? Male brain: Well MAGAZINE BASIC INSTINCTS Tapirs Are Surprisingly Well Endowed Their genitalia is "ungainly" but evolved way reason. believe this insane horny valentine my youngest sister made school project deserves wider attention if kissed one 5 National Parks created? Haha, Unless? just kidding Theodore Roosevelt Rachel Quinn

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Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

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Funny random memes and tweets | black dog wearing a white badminton ball over its nose hiding among a group of black ducks with white bills. skyrim tree skill sneak 100. Pet Owner ok, he's friendly, he won't hurt Their Pet: white bunny next to a human skull

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Funny memes, dank memes, robert pattinson, robert pattinson memes | this is the first time i've seen this guy not look like he took an adderall and robber a pet store after not sleeping for 5 days robert pattinson for time out magazine smiling with flowers

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funny random memes | smartphones vs seasoning think would would be mind-blowing their mind: someone 15th century: actually blow GROUND McCormick Cormick Allspice 112 Chili Powder Garlic Powder Smoked Paprka Curry Powder Uber Thyme LEAVES ROUND Cumin NcCormick McCormick CRUSHED Red Peppe Onion Powder. man passed out in bed with his phone on silent If need call no matter time is be there Also Ringer Silent 130 missed calls

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Funny memes and tweets about being angry | angry Spongebob mad but don't know why mad and being rude and wanna stop being rude but can't because mad. PEOPLE WANT PUNCH FACE: huge book.

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Funny random memes and tweets | Henry Cavill as Superman, looking clean-cut and conventionally handsome tight spandex No Henry Cavill as Geralt, scruffy and dirty stringy wig and creepy contacts and tattered leather looking like he just crawled out haunted medieval bog Yeah! Crazy nature does Pluto Uranus Neptune Mars Venus Jupiter flat Earth Saturn Mercury

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Funny memes, random memes, nerdy memes, office memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, relatable memes | person sleeping in clouds: sacrificing my entire career 8 extra mins sleep. penn badgley in netflix's you accidentally watch someone's IG story 17 seconds after they posted

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Funny roasts from wendy's trying to roast mcdonald's in an attempt to promote their new breakfast menu | Wendy's @Wendys Hey @McDonalds, roast us. bear-ly func @BearCherian Replying Can't find roast setting on their microwave UNO @realUNOgame UNO Replying could never SKIP this. Wendy's @Wendys Draw 4 4

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Funny tweets, fresh tweets, weird twitter, super bowl sunday, coronavirus, the witcher, relatable tweets, relatable memes | tweet by Wolfmann @wolfmannjr grew up with wall wall carpet bathroom so take best shot coronavirus immune any disease

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Funny random memes and tweets | drew scanlon blinking white guy meme about avoiding eye contact with the uber driver. tweet by Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad don't understand people who do things on weekends just did things all week s next, more things s they get

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Wholesome tweet about feeling better about yourself by imagining what steve irwin would say about you if you were a little snake he found in the desert.

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funny tweets in response to parody tweet about goofys death | Disneyland @Disneyland2go Goofy has died Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Replying Disneyland2go Goofy has risen Goofy will come again

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Funny tweets about baby nut after super bowl liv | Saint Vic @vic_xo_ No tf he doesn't cartoon peanut can't even compete @OnAirJackson1 15h Jackson Ammons Baby Yoda has some competition #BabyNut Hector J. Navarro @HectorNavarro_ would mash Baby Peanut pulp and feed Baby Yoda sandwich

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Funny random memes and tweets, stupid memes, funny tweets, random tweets | stock photo woman paying cashier: Would like donate $1 help poor lol there is 90% chance this card is gonna get declined am poor. l'm terrified Backstreet Boys Therapist: tell why SCREAMING ron swanson parks and rec

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Funny memes and tweets about dads, dad jokes | homer simpson sleeping while seated at a table: Dads brag about waking up early Also dads 5 mins after sitting on couch. tweet by President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXIII See prove l'm not some boring house dad got tattoo. Her: Oh cool s uh proudly s my thermos work! Her: Well, uh line work is certainly Don't touch thermos tat.

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'My coworker stated that minimum wage was not meant to cover all our bills and if we needed more money we needed to get a different job': Coworker calls coffee shop job 'supplemental income,' believes coworkers should all have other jobs

'My coworker stated that minimum wage was not meant to cover all our bills and if we needed more money we needed to get a different job': Coworker calls coffee shop job 'supplemental income,' believes coworkers should all have other jobs

61-year-old dad pays his son's $68K student loan debt by selling his vintage Harley bike: 'Don't worry about it. Just focus on living your life'

61-year-old dad pays his son's $68K student loan debt by selling his vintage Harley bike: 'Don't worry about it. Just focus on living your life'

Mom expects 5-year-old daughter to sleep from 3 PM until morning without dinner, gets angry when aunt gives her an apple at 7 PM: 'Who's the parent?'

Mom expects 5-year-old daughter to sleep from 3 PM until morning without dinner, gets angry when aunt gives her an apple at 7 PM: 'Who's the parent?'

25+ of the Funniest Sci-Fi Memes of the Week To Fill Your Nerdy Needs (October 20, 2025)

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26-year-old spends time with 7-year-old foster sister when she's sick on vacation, incurs wrath of jealous sister-in-law: 'Stacey started complaining that I was hogging the baby'

26-year-old spends time with 7-year-old foster sister when she's sick on vacation, incurs wrath of jealous sister-in-law: 'Stacey started complaining that I was hogging the baby'

Boss gives employee $0 bonus after stellar performance review, says they reallocated funds to 'other priorities': '"Other priorities" means top management bonuses'

Boss gives employee $0 bonus after stellar performance review, says they reallocated funds to 'other priorities': '"Other priorities" means top management bonuses'

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