funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweet showing a pic of some cooked spinach on a plate, with the caption "This is forty-five bags of spinach"

A Delicious Vegan Meal

Tweet that reads, "Eminem: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy; WebMD: Cancer"

Eminem Should Really Get That Checked Out

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Funny and random tweets.

21 Funny Tweets That'll Kill Your Sunday Blues

funny tweet about boyfriend eating a kit kat wrong.

Amateur Hour

Tweet that reads, "Who are we? Single young professionals. What do we want? For perishable groceries to be sold in smaller portion sizes"

FOR REAL

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Woman tweets that her son said something very profound, someone replies that there's no way he said that, and proves it with a Wikipedia screenshot that calls her a liar on social media

Caught Red-Handed

Funny tweet about chameleons.

Get It Together, Dudes

Tweet that reads, "When you are constantly anxious but you don't know why." with a pic of a computer pop-up that says nothing but provides an 'OK' button

We'll Never Know

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Funny tweet about firemen.

Who Hurt You?

Funny memes about Presiddent Trump tweet to Iranian president Rouhani.

Trump's Aggro Tweet To Iranian President Is Getting Meme'd Like Crazy

Funny meme about twitter, tweets, tweeting, first rodeo, second rodeo.

He Has A Point

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Tweet that reads, "Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the thousands of pictures you have of them sleeping"

Let Me Explain

Tweet that reads, "'Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much?' I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything"

You Can Never Reference Dinosaurs Too Much

Tweet that reads, "What is that you're having for lunch? Fruit salad. That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Huh, weird"

Yeah, Really Weird!

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Funny meme about guy who calls 911 asking where the hoes are at.

Now That's A Drought

Tweet about the 'good' parts of being an adult, including eating chips whenever you want, no bed time, and being sad and tired all the time

This Seems Like A Scam!