funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "This is your gentle reminder that one time in the Bible Elijah was like, 'God, I'm so mad! I want to die!' So God said 'here's some food, why don't you have a nap?' So Elijah slept, ate, and decided things weren't so bad. Never underestimate the spiritual power of a nap and a snack"

Allll Better! :)

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Funny tweet that reads, "The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I've had enough"

Yeah Screw This

Funny tweet that reads, "Never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note" above a funny note written by a child who missed the bus to school

This Kid Is Going To Be A Successful Lawyer Some Day

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Funny tweet that reads, "Well that's a first" above a screenshot of someone who saved a file as random letters and a notification that says that name has already been used

It Finally Happened

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Funny tweet that reads, "If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, then I'm probably flirting with you"

Oh Look It's Me

Funny tweet that reads, "Some of y'all have never been yelled at by a middle-aged white lady about something wildly outside the realm of your pay grade while working in the service industry and it shows"

Undoubtedly About An Expired Coupon

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Funny meme about pangolins.

So True

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Funny tweet that reads, "Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. Quick, pee on it; Me: [Peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife"

Take That Ya Little Sh*t

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Funny tweet about the word hors d'oeuvres.

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Funny tweet imagining two people on a date at applebees, date orders apple so he feels he must order bees.

LOL