funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweets about defending and protecting a stranger's stuff in the library, cat with gun | after strangers at the library ask me to watch their stuff w Chisom @Chissypop I'd throw hands if a stranger touched my strangers stuff

So True

Funny twitter meme, tweet that says the eagles won, what game? | rudy mustang @rudy_mustang Me: the eagles won last night Co worker: oh did you watch the game Me: *covered in blood and scratches* what game

Eagles are a formidable opponent.

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Funny tweets featuring Emma Corrin's Princess Diana on the Crown, netflix, twitter memes, relatable memes, zoom call | Hannah Tindle @hannahtindle Me on a Zoom call pretending I'm listening and not just looking at myself 0:17 Rory h @rorhor me still trying to get the bartender's attention after 20 mins

The Crown's Princess Diana Has Reached Peak Relatable Meme

Funny tweet about getting life together, I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Wise Words

Funny memes and tweets Space Karen and about elon musk's cringey tweet about covid testing | Emma Bell PhD @emmabe1142 Rapid antigen tests trade sensitivity for speed. They return a result in minutes, but can only detect COVID-19 when you're absolutely riddled with it. What's bogus is that Space Karen didn't read up on the test before complaining to his millions of followers. Elon Musk @elonmusk Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back

Elon Musk Earns 'Space Karen' Title After Complaining About Covid-19 Tests

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funny and relatable parenting tweets | Mommy Needs Life @mom_needsalife Trying get excited summer quarantine parent is like trying get excited weekend parent. 10:00 AM 6/15/20 Twitter iPhone

Twenty-Three Relatable Tweets For Exhausted Parents

funny tweet Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Ill can't, too busy": - no one believes you - tired - allows for future invitations Ill can't. Not since the accident" - mysterious - fresh - prevents future invitations

Brilliant

Funny dystopian tweets and posts about the strange times we live in | Charles @ChuckAkpan Replying nytimes School boards don't have power enforce mask policy on students. Also school boards: No dreadlocks. No haircuts with designs. No "distracting" hair colors. No visible shoulders. No bra straps showing. No knees showing. No open-toed shoes. No "political" shirts. | homeless man held up and robbed bank 1 then sat down and waited police come and arrest him so he could receive healthcare prison.

Fifteen Dystopian Posts For People Who Want To Feel Weird

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Funny tweet about asking people if they're mad at you when they're not mad at you until they're actually mad at you @SarahSquirm

But Seriously, Are You Mad At Me?

funny twitter thread about clueless sexist and funny bath tray advertisements and marketing photos | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de Ne 2 HARON S people who manufacture bathtub trays seem have no idea women actually do bath and find strangely comforting | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conn 2 Aute "HARON S EXCESS this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds cheese! And piece de resistance not one

Twitter Thread Mocks Clueless Bath Tray Marketing Photos

Funny tweet about just getting it through another month, and then we'll have to get through another month

Let's Do This

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sunflower @spinubzilla I miss how Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network only aired commercials aimed at kids. I wish there was an option for that on Hulu and Youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology

The Good Old Days

funny memes, dank memes, 2020 memes, election 2020, politics, political memes, funny tweets, twitter, 2020 memes, donald trump, joe biden | 2020 going started: sufferingsapphomemes Voted dog sitting in a burning room with an "i voted" sticker on | Mindy Kaling looking sad with a sticker

Americans Cope With A Demented Electoral Process Through Memes

How it started: How it's going: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen as child actors and as gothic adults funny meme

Same

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funny tweets, twitter, social media, weird news, current events, 2020, memes | hail the sausage king man opening coat to reveal many sausages | Mmmm Cupcakes @NotMaryJoLisa Replying to @BBCWorld This has some strong Game of Thrones meets Ferris Beuller undertones. PCR RitesGood @pcrritesgood "The most ambitious crossover event in history!

Russian Oligarch Known As 'Sausage King' Murdered With Crossbow In Sauna

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Funny Tweets, Mariah Carey | Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang *November 1st* Mariah Carey: Undertaker sitting up in his coffin

Not Again