I'll drink to that

I know that's right

Skittering down the hallway, flittering through the parlor

Every group has one

Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content

Bzz bzz!

Splish Splash!

Life is made more charming by the insignificant events within it. Perhaps the children dancing on the playground, the elderly woman beaming across the street, or the birds chirping to the rising sun are what really make it special. While browsing Reddit, I came across a post that caught my eye. The question in the piece is, 'What's a useless talent you have that's surprisingly impressive to others?'. I was at first skeptical, but after reading several comments, I was hooked and felt compelled t…

Just the way we like it

Not the left foot

Thar she blows

Never calling it the other thing

Wow. There they are.

Scratch it, you know you want to

And the gold goes to...

Kids say the darndest things