Goodnight moon

Blow the dust off

Where are the clowns?

They'll last at least a year

You won't go all 'Yellow Wallpaper' with these memes in hand

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I kind of wish that the film noir genre still existed today outside of Batman movies. Was I counting down the days until The Batman , starring Robert Pattinson, came out? Absolutely I was. But do I wish that we had movies like Mildred Pierce coming out today? Again, absolutely. In the modern mind, noir mostly exists as a parody. There's the detective who talks funny, there's the gorgeous femme fatale he's in love with, there's some kind of murder. These elements are easy to parody and exaggerat…

You need to calm down

September can't come sooner

Let's act the fool!

Werk

Hello, and also, hi!

Meme your mind, and the rest will follow

It's sad to look around and see just how little free time we have for ourselves. So many of our precious moments spent on this earth are occupied by working or taking care of ourselves, and those aren't particularly fun activities. If you were to make a pie chart that shows the time you spend sleeping, working, and having fun, the having fun slice would be paltry at best and nearly invisible at worst. I'm not saying this to be a doomer. Quite the opposite, actually. I think it's our duty as liv…

I was obsessed with those foam sword toys when I was a kid. Any sword toy was enough to get me excited. I don't think I owned a lightsaber or a medieval knight foam sword, but boy howdy, was I fixated on them at the toy store and my friend's houses. The best thing about sword toys was that they gave you a socially acceptable tool to fight your friends. It's generally frowned upon to get into a fistfight with your friends, even if it is just for play. Swords give you the opportunity to swing a g…

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