Think of something. Anything, really. There's probably a fanfiction about or featuring whatever popped into your mind. For example, we just googled “coffee table fanfiction” and got some ludicrous results involving a character named Lamp and his lover, Hamegg. And that's nowhere near the strangest fanfiction we've seen over the years. As a teenager, I was partial to fan-written stories about my favorite band at the time, The Strokes. They'd get it on with the members of other bands that were po…