They'll last at least a year

Lay them out nice and pretty

You won't go all 'Yellow Wallpaper' with these memes in hand

Also cats

Snake is not bad.

I kind of wish that the film noir genre still existed today outside of Batman movies. Was I counting down the days until The Batman , starring Robert Pattinson, came out? Absolutely I was. But do I wish that we had movies like Mildred Pierce coming out today? Again, absolutely. In the modern mind, noir mostly exists as a parody. There's the detective who talks funny, there's the gorgeous femme fatale he's in love with, there's some kind of murder. These elements are easy to parody and exaggerat…

You need to calm down

September can't come sooner

Let's act the fool!

It'll be okay

Werk

Meme your mind, and the rest will follow

It's sad to look around and see just how little free time we have for ourselves. So many of our precious moments spent on this earth are occupied by working or taking care of ourselves, and those aren't particularly fun activities. If you were to make a pie chart that shows the time you spend sleeping, working, and having fun, the having fun slice would be paltry at best and nearly invisible at worst. I'm not saying this to be a doomer. Quite the opposite, actually. I think it's our duty as liv…

I was obsessed with those foam sword toys when I was a kid. Any sword toy was enough to get me excited. I don't think I owned a lightsaber or a medieval knight foam sword, but boy howdy, was I fixated on them at the toy store and my friend's houses. The best thing about sword toys was that they gave you a socially acceptable tool to fight your friends. It's generally frowned upon to get into a fistfight with your friends, even if it is just for play. Swords give you the opportunity to swing a g…

Get in line!

Happy Thursday, y'all! I don't know about you guys, but this week could not be going slower. I'm usually the kind of person who feels like time is flying, but something about this week has got me checking the clock every five seconds, never satisfied with what I'm seeing. At least today is Thursday, so most of the struggle is over, at least for this week. The annoying thing about time is that it never stops coming . We used to have long stretches of breaks from the grind when we were in school,…