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thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see
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We may not be able to indulge in trick-or-treating, but at least our jack-o-lanterns will be poppin' off. 

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41 Virus-Free Memes To Remind You Of Better Times

Once upon a time our world had no knowledge of this "invisible enemy" called coronavirus. Things were simpler. We may have had our issues, but we were able to enjoy tons of memes that had nothing to do with a deadly pandemic. The good old days. We hope these shitposts bring you back to those less-complicated times.

Funny random memes, cat memes, stupid memes, dog memes, animal memes, random memes | die realize Auto-Save on Grant Gustin Next To Oliver Queen's Grave | My therapist are thinking about nothing My brain: 100% WHOLE GRAIN WET THCS NABISCO 219 Whole Grain per 31g Serving NEW LOOK! WHEAT THICCS PER PIECE 140 0.5 200 SODUM 5, SUGARS CALORIES SAT FAT SNACKS NET WT 91 OZ (257g) MADE WITH MEME STUDIO adam..creato original
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A Humble Mix Of Amusing Memes, Tweets & Tumblr Posts

Happy Monday, freaks! Time may be an absolutely ridiculous concept at this point, but there's something about the first day of the office-life workweek that continues to stink to high heaven. To combat the feelings of despair, hopelessness, and boredom, we've put together this very varied gallery that might help distract you from your pain. At the very least we know they won't hurt you more. 

Funny random memes, relatable memes, tumblr posts, twitter, funny tweets, star trek, patrick stewart, ad blocker, wwf, wrestling | OPEN CHANNEL FERENGI VESSEL! OH USING AD BLOCK SUPPORT OUR OPERATIONS WITH ADVERTISING REVENUE DISABLE AD BLOCKING PROTOCOLS ORDER COMMUNICATE WITH THIS VESSEL GRAND NAGUS OH FUCK'S SAKE FAF 415 Star Trek | walking into work knowing there's an 8 year old YouTuber made $26 million year clown with coffee cup
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Memes, Tweets & Tumblr Gems For Primo Procrastination

If you're bored and you know it, clap your hands! ::clap clap:: If you're bored and you know it, clap your hands! If you're bored and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're bored and you know it clap your hands! ::clap clap:: 

funny relatable memes, spongebob memes, funny tweets, funny tumblr posts | spongebob try be an adult and walk away an argument, then hear s thought | Does this man want be seen or not man in camouflage and safety vest
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Amusing & Informative History Tidbits From Tumblr

If you think history is boring you obviously haven't been paying attention. To Tumblr, that is. Over the years, Tumblr users have been consistently delighting one another with unintentionally (and intentionally) hilarious history factoids. While some of these posts aren't educational in a way that will enrich your brain, they'll definitely lift your mood. And that's saying something.

funny tumblr posts about history | TIL Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson were supposed record several duets together Mercury's debut solo album. However, after only recording one song, Mercury dropped out due feeling uncomfortable by presence Jackson's pet llama being studio. via reddit.com
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Buckets Of Memes To Combat Boredom

We come bearing gifts, and we come with a message. The message? Don't let boredom take hold of your poor, poor brain. The gifts? A crap ton of memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts that will aid you in the long-running battle against tedium. Use these tools, and use them well. 

Funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, depression tweets, anxiety | acti badatvideogames @slackfluffy ive been staring at this ad past 5 minutes MAFIA CITY l never betray my boss! Kill him Seduce him | finally get shower temprature right and now can start crying Pacha The Emperor's New Groove
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30 Quirky Tumblr Gems That Don't Disappoint

As time-wasting sites go, Tumblr's really got a bit of everything. This entertaining dump of Tumblr goodies spans many years, topics, and types of jokes. And it's all primed and ready for your bored eyes and brains.

Funny and quirky tumblr posts | ink-and-roses: ahumblebard: doxian want movie about little girl, aged like 11-12, going through stuggles prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot disgruntled adorable little girl. SLJ knew Susie backstabbin' motherfucker, and if anyone going ruin my chances being Miss Sugar Drop Queen asshole didn't know needed this my life until now. This is never not funny Source: doxian | paintedspectres: cannibals-insomnia
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Fifty-Five Memes Of Assorted Quality

As we blast into another sad weekend with nothing to do, let's take a minute to enjoy some memes. They're a low-pressure and, at least for right now, low-guilt activity with which to expend ones dullest hours. This assortment of amusing tweets, Tumblr posts, and memes is just the tip of the iceberg. If you find yourself needing more, check out some of our latest meme galleries here and here. Happy scrolling! 

Funny random memes, funny tweets, funny tumblr posts, shitposting, funny comics, spongebob memes, relatable memes, introverts vs extroverts, coronavirus memes | spongebob in a strange position why does my back always hurt my sleeping position: stfu @AceSpur 10h Caption this | Shen Bird @Shen_the_Bird my mom: so guess robbers broke into our house, drew all over walls with crayons, but didn't steal anything five year old shit's wild know
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17 Invigorating Tumblr Posts That'll Just Speak To You

Dammit Tumblr, always delivering the sass. And honestly, who couldn't use a little more sass in their lives? BUT - there is way more than just sass on there: Tumblr has it all. We collected all the funniest Tumblr posts right here for you to enjoy. Cringe, wtf, laugh-cry, rofl, smh, chuckle, snort. The little gold nuggets of hilarity that make the day worth it. Come and find your gold nuggets, my little oompa loompas. Enjoy!

invigorating sassy tumblr posts | official-estonia If having bad day, remember 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this: illustration of people dressed in pastel colored robes that cover them completely. officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly contractions start "CAN'T, WON'T HAVEN'T, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry "doc appears contractions are worsening nurse says between breaths wife gasps and screeches Y'ALL'D'VE"
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Tasty Memes For Your Friday Perusal

TGIF, y'all! It might not feel like there's much to celebrate these days, but we're hoping these memes get you into a relatively jovial mood. This gallery boasts an assortment of riffs on current events, classic relatable humor, and some Tumblr gems for good measure. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the memes. You deserve 'em. 

Funny random memes, dank memes, greek gods, belle delphine, relatable memes, coronavirus | YouTube: nooo can't curse and twerk our platform Music makers: But 's music video YouTube Understandable have nice day | Humans getting quarantined and can't take anymore. Animals zoos: First time?
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Weird & Funny Tumblr Posts For Lovers Of Quirky Humor

Tumblr may be a lot less naughty these days, but a lack of sexual content doesn't make it boring. The site remains anything but. It's filled with weird and nerdy non-sequiturs, astute and amusing observations, and many healthy doses of grammatical and linguistic call-outs. This big ol' gallery reflects all of those Tumblr sectors and more. 

funny and weird tumblr posts | overtheunderpass my car and by stop light looked over at this guy looking at and smiling with thumbs up. so smiled back and gave him thumbs up and drove off and took about 15 minutes driving before realized he hitchhiker | eternalgirlscout will kill basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight pee pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected will pee pants: full promise grief and terror; absolutely devastating zerpderptwerp pants can't wait my pee too-easy-being-g
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Text-Driven Tumblr Posts About The World Of Harry Potter

We know that JK Rowling is embroiled in some pretty terrible controversy following her transphobic TERF-y tweets, but today we're going to push that aside and enjoy a little Harry Potter content. For some people, it might be difficult to separate the art from the artist, but we grew up on the wizarding world, and nobody riffs on it quite like its fans on Tumblr. These posts range from astute observations to hilarious comedy, but they're sure to tickle anyone who's still a fan of the books.

Funny tumblr posts about the wizarding world of harry potter, jk rowling, funny memes, dank memes, stupid memes, albus dumbledore, snape, ron weasley, draco malfoy, gryffindor, slytherin | spitefulbitch stupidest thing entire harry potter series they go down slytherin dormitory and 's all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live squalor like house with highest concentration spoiled purebloods are happy live under goddamn lake? no. isabelthespy wow this is
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Star Trek Memes & Tumblr Gems For All The Trekkies On The Holodeck

We're not sci-fi purists here. We believe it's possible to be fans of both the Star Trek and Star Wars universes as controversial as that may sound. But today we're unapologetic in our decision to dedicate this gallery to the under-represented Star Trek memes that the internet (especially Tumblr) has to offer. So sit back, enjoy the shitposts, and live long and prosper.

Funny Star Trek memes and tumblr shitposts | mylvias enterprise senior crew at 100% power enterprise senior crew at 99% power | Spock car salesman: this bad boy's backstory can fit so many previously unknown siblings into
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69 Random Memes Of Assorted Quality

It's often said that variety is the spice of life. If that's true, then this massive gallery of memes and shitposts is positively picante. From opossums to zany Tumblr posts and irreverent and pessimistic memes, this batch of entertainment has a bit of something for everyone.

Funny random memes, opossum memes, animal memes, dank memes, depressing memes, anxiety memes, funny tumblr posts | Big Guy Ordering at McDonald's SULF M-Spagheti CHICKEN McDO AS DC EEU Greenland 125 PPINE on Mercator SPICY DICKEN projection Greeniand on any other map | reading messages via notifications bar pretending not be online Lady Gaga peeking over a wall
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A Smorgasbord Of Memes For Indulgent Time-Wasting

It is said that variety is the spice of life. If that's true, our tastes are spicy as hell. And they're reflected in this big ol' gallery of random memes. A sprinkle of shitposting here, some relatable memery there. A couple cringey social media statuses, and more than a few hilarious Tumblr posts. This batch of memes has got something for everyone, and we put them together just for you. 

Funny random memes, funny tweets, funny tumblr posts | cat holding a naked adult human while a car flies in the background friend: omg had dream where married my crush my dreams: Shutte St Here's child | as-seenon-tv love working at joann fabrics today guy asked show him fake fur and did he goes "noooo this won't do" and part my job is giving advice projects so asked him he using and he looks down at floor and quietly says wanna make yeti costume scare people with go skiing weltinator #scooby do
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74 Primo Marvel Memes & Posts

Quarantine is a pain in many ways. But it's also great time to binge-watch and indulge marathons of your favorite movies. As it feels like it's been an eternity since there were any Marvel releases (we hope we can still look forward to Black Widow) we've been having enjoying previous movies on Disney+. And that's made us crave some quality Marvel memes. So we put this gigantic gallery together to satisfy our urges and to help lessen your withdrawal. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

Funny marvel memes and tumblr posts, chris hemsworth | thor with glowing eyes surrounded by lightning feels like after have charged all my electronic devices 100 comic facts marvel_dc | Mr. Stark don't feel so good iron man with a face mask
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