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Text-Heavy Tumblr Tidbits To Exercise Your Reading Abilities

Do you like to read? Well this is the Tumblr dump for you. The often-funny and generally weird posts are just what you need to exercise those reading muscles before attempting any resolutions involving books or book clubs. And you don't even have to crack open a tome! 

funny tumblr posts, random memes, random tumblr posts, text posts, weird posts from tumblr | just-shower-thoughts Saying Fuck actually motivates more than can do this addignisherlock Because saying "fuck includes total acceptance failure as outcome, meanwhile can do this" focuses only on hopes successful outcome and lack acknowledgement equally probable failure outcome induces certain level unspoken anxiety
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Memes & Tweets To Dull The Pain

If that seasonal depression or regular depression is getting to you, it's important to do things for you. We think this is called self-care. Take a minute for yourself and do something that makes you feel good. For some people, that might mean drinking a cold beer in a hot bubble bath. For us, it's scrolling through memes. Hell, you can scroll through these memes while taking a bubble bath. Just don''t drop your phone.

Funny random memes, dog memes, cat memes, pet memes, animal memes, tumblr posts, funny tumblr, tumblr shitposts, animals | Love is really strong But combine harvester is even stronger. tumblr stunningpicture flock lawn flamingos can pick T- rex clean under 90 seconds pardonmewhileipanic nature is brutal
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Tumblr Star Wars Parody Of 'Mr. Brightside' Just Hits Right

We're sucker for puns, parodies and the Star Wars universe. It should be no surprise that geniuses on Tumblr have managed to pack all of the above into this genius parody of the Star Wars prequels. This one is a mashup of The Killers' classic Mr. Brightside and the cult classic (and very poorly reviewed) films. It's a wonderful witty ride, and we're upset we didn't think of it first.

funny tumblr parody of mr. brightside by the killers using the star wars prequels as a theme, anakin skywalker, obi wan kenobi | child anakin skywalker walking in sand with a backpack: wakeupontheprongssideofthebed Coming out as slave, and imma join jedi
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17 Invigorating Tumblr Posts That'll Just Speak To You

Dammit Tumblr, always delivering the sass. And honestly, who couldn't use a little more sass in their lives? BUT - there is way more than just sass on there: Tumblr has it all. We collected all the funniest Tumblr posts right here for you to enjoy. Cringe, wtf, laugh-cry, rofl, smh, chuckle, snort. The little gold nuggets of hilarity that make the day worth it. Come and find your gold nuggets, my little oompa loompas. Enjoy!

invigorating sassy tumblr posts | official-estonia If having bad day, remember 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this: illustration of people dressed in pastel colored robes that cover them completely. officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly contractions start "CAN'T, WON'T HAVEN'T, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry "doc appears contractions are worsening nurse says between breaths wife gasps and screeches Y'ALL'D'VE"
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Pointless Shitposts Your Weary Brain Can Process

It's Saturday, and for us that means we're still hungover (don't get old) and trying to find ways to distract ourselves from the crushing pain of our existence. That could mean turning into a veritable Netflix consumption device, or it could mean looking at memes. Or, you know, you can do both. Lord knows this fried brain isn't going to retain anything anyway.

funny random memes | GRIM REAPER! ARE NAW GRIM PEEPER JUST WATCH PEOPLE DIE HERE KILL AAA AAP AHH OH SHIT S GOING DOWN MrLovenstein. move little and whole body starts cracking besides being good looking also crunchy.
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Amusing Text Posts For People Who Read Good

If you're reading this description, we're willing to bet that you can read well enough to indulge in this frivolous selection of tweets and Tumblr posts that made us crack a smile. Memes are so visually oriented these days. We're not mad at taking a wee break from having everything spelled out with a picture.

funny tweets, funny tumblr posts | Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit sober dumbass: Write while sleep deprived and heavily caffeinated at two am, no editing die like men #why not both #write drunk edit sober #or like write drunk edit drunk #whoops
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Amusing Text Posts For People Who Don't Need Pictures

As much as we love a simple picture + text meme these days, there's something to be said about people who forego imagery altogether. Most of these text posts come from the depths of Tumblr, and are so descriptive, zany, and weird that we're not even missing the photos. We're just marveling at how completely and wonderfully weird some peoples brains are. 

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Guy Shares Experiences From His First Five Days Working At Target

We all know working in retail can be an absolute hell, but this account of a dude's first five days at Target proves there actually are decent days working in customer service. In just five days of tending to paying customers, he met a lot of...active...older people, some seriously funny weirdos, and a whole lot of cute kids. It may not be a gripping account, but it certainly is an entertaining and heartwarming one. 

funny tumblr stories about first days working at target, shopping, shoppers, working retail, customer service.
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Silly Shitposts For When You Need A Break

Over here in the United States we're gearing up for Thanksgivingand Black Friday madness, and the stress is starting to get to us. Between navigating our craziest family members and figuring out what to bring for dinner (you know we ain't hosting) our brains are all but fried. To keep our sanity during this trying holiday time, we're resorting to a strict regimen of meme consumption.  

Funny memes, random memes, funny tweets, spongebob memes, twitter, twitter memes, school memes, thanksgiving, puns, hannah montana, exams, tests.
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Fifty-Five Reasons We Love Disney Tumblr

Disney freaks and Tumblr nerds, rejoice! These amusing tidbits combine our favorite animated movies with some of the funniest and weirdest people on the internet. 

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Illustrators On Tumblr Have Fun With Bizarre Gender Identity Chart

We've got absolutely no problem with gender fluidity. But we do have a problem with cringey design. This Tumblr thread focuses on one such example - a chart about flexible gender identity. The designer of the graphic went kind of crazy utilizing the classic male/female symbols but remixing the interior (and limbs) using male/female colors. Many Tumblr users were baffled by the imagery, and decided to illustrate the "genders" it displays. The drawings are riotously funny, while maintaining respect for people who don't fit  into one of two boxes.

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42 Bewitchingly Tasty Morsels Of Harry Potter Goodness

It may be relatively uncool, but we're not afraid to admit that we still love Harry Potter. So obviously we love that the fans still churn out amusing Tumblr posts, funny (and slightly distrubing) Potterverse comics, and plenty of memes. And we're here to share that fun crap with you.

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Big Old Serving Of Tumblr Tidbits To Keep You Busy

If you've ever been on Tumblr you probably know that it's a wild world of laughs, nerding out, and once, porn. While there's a lot of very specific fangirl/boying about everything from K-Pop to Harry Potter, there's still some humor that pretty much anyone can enjoy. This super-sized batch of Tumblr posts aims to please the masses.

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Twenty-Nine Mildly Entertaining Memes For When There's Nothing Better To Do

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What does that spell? Memes! And there are a ton of them funny pictures in this here gallery. So sit back, relax, and enjoy thememes!

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Bizarre & Funny Nuggets Of Tumblr Gold

If you're bored, there's almost no better entertainment resource than Tumblr. There's enough weird shit on that site to leave one puzzled, but most of it is funny, so you're left with a happy and weird feeling that is anything but bored. This gallery is a solid mix of generally funny sh*t, with a whole lot of nerd mixed in. Just the way we like it. 

Funny weird and nerdy Tumblr posts.
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