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Twitter user Aaron Reynolds got a little surprise visit from a raccoon while relaxing in his hammock and listening to The Rolling Stones. For all the trouble they get into, raccoons sure are lucky that they're so gosh darn cute. Now go check out some prime animal memes here!

In the words of the great Wayne Gretzky, you miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. Apparently comedian Alex Falcone decided to live by that motto when he applied for a job at NASA that he was comically unqualified for. Predictably, he was promptly rejected from said job, but lucky for us NASA sent him an incredibly amusing and snarky letter in return.

This girl probably has a bit too much time on her hands, but we don't even care, because this Snapchat story is freaking hilarious!

Montreal-based writer and director Andrew Todd is officially on our hit list. He hasn't committed any serious crimes against our soul, but he has had the blessing of weeping in the arms of John Wick 3 star Keanu Reeves. We're just so jealous that he's been touched by the living, breathing, and villain-slaying meme. Todd hopped on Twitter to share this heartwarming and nerdy tale, and now we're here to share it with you.

You cannot miss this epic troll!

Earthquakes are terrifying as is, but they're even worse when something totally embarrassing happens to you! These people are telling all about what happened to them when they started to feel the ground shake under their feet. 

You don't want to miss this totally insane story! 

And some more funny tweets await you here!