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Heavy sleeper uses rice cooker as 5:30am alarm clock, annoys roommate: 'He said I should be grateful there's free rice'

Ally Perry

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'WHY DID I KEEP TALKING:' Girl breaks the ice with gym crush just to babble about how sweaty she is, internet still approves of flirtation

Giuliana Tiscioni

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Incompetent call center manager forces employee to follow awkward script word for word, gets a lesson when customer calls to compliment it: ‘Did you just say included therein?’

Cata Holmes

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8th-grade troublemaker picks on 7th-grade girl for dressing alternatively and calls her a witch, so she leans into the accusation and scares him out of his mind: ‘[He] stared at me horrified’

Lana DeGaetano

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Man receives non-stop calls from gamers after mistakenly being given Nintendo’s old support line when moving to Washington, trolls callers until his number is eventually switched for free, due to many caller complaints: 'I'm not proud of it'

Emma Saven

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‘I swore... He burst out laughing’: Call center employee uses extra colorful language with a customer, ends up getting thanked for it

Elna McHilderson

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'The absolute state of the LinkedIn community': Hypocritical CEO attempts to champion Gen Z by decrying rent prices and £21k salaries, offers similar salaries at his company

JR Atkinson

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Cruel aunt messes with nephew's new betta fish, receives ultimate 'Godfather-style' revenge: 'That is some scorched earth kind of petty'

JR Atkinson

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Repairman receives deranged note urging him not to interact with customer's pregnant wife: 'You were warned'

JR Atkinson

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'The bride burst into tears': 20+ Hilarious moments when wedding guests didn't 'hold their peace'

JR Atkinson

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Cookie fanatic attempts to steal Oreos from stranger's shopping cart, claims they're hers: 'What is wrong with people?'

JR Atkinson

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'[It] was absolute gold': Scooter Karen rams unprovoked into woman at the grocery store, so woman relocates Karen's groceries to an unreachable higher shelf

Elna McHilderson

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'She got her lips stuck together': 8-year-old exacts perfect lipgloss-based revenge on bully

JR Atkinson

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'I drank 101 Panera lemonades even though I have an anxiety disorder': Dopey people reflect on the silliest things they did in 2023

Ally Perry

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Redditors Share the Most "Sir, this is a Wendy's" Moments They've Ever Experienced With Customers

Ally Perry

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Living Legend Gets Paid $40K Annually To Attend University, Earns Five Degrees After Being a Student For 20 Years

Emmy Pratt

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