Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Does he even go here?

If you want to save your gum for later, stick it on the bottom of your shoe

Have you ever wondered...

A girl can dream

Babe, the lads are mad again

Wait, that thing about gum isn't true?

So, what do you think? Are the wealthy just like us?

Everybody has had some experience working in customer service. I have almost exclusively worked in customer service roles until about a year ago. Throughout my career, I have dealt with a wide range of people, from really pleasant clients who have become close friends to customers who continue to haunt me in my dreams. Dealing with customers can be challenging. However, what do you do when you know for a fact that the customer is in the wrong? Do you follow the well-known mantra claiming that t…

Is there a Seymour here? Don't make me say the last name...

I'll just get the maid to do it

Everything's funny at 3AM

Guess there wont be a second date

We're past reading the shampoo label

They don't have tater tot casseroles everywhere?

"I knew you were trouble when you walked into this thread."