Everybody's doing it

Take the edge off

Yummy

Happy Springtime!

I often wonder, "How many precious moments of my short life have I spent scrolling through my phone on the toilet? How many hours have I wasted pushing digested food and drink out of my body while watching a YouTube video?" The short answer is that it doesn't matter how long I've spent on the pot. Everyone needs to go to the bathroom, and there's no shame in taking a little break from your normal duties while you're in there. The times in my life when I brought my laptop into the bathroom to ke…

This one's for y'all

Everybody has little phrases that they pick up. Even if you're not a recurring character in a popular situational comedy , you're bound to develop a catchphrase that your friends come to know you by. I am literally addicted to talking like a weirdo, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's a list of some of the words I use every day of my life: gorg, gorgina, diva, fierce, werk, and mama. Basically, I talk like a cartoon character. My vocabulary goes beyond an exaggerated gay lexicon. I als…

Enjoy!

Lock these away

On a wonderful day like today!

Who needs sleep anyways?

We're not shortchanging you

Birds flying high, you know how I feel

This one's for the friend-havers

Feed me!

Having a sense of humor is an invaluable quality. You don't have to be a brilliant standup comedian to know that! Comedy is highly beneficial if you're weak in other social skills. How many times have you heard the story of the class clown who was able to gain the respect of their fellow students through their sense of humor? I was 100% that kid when I was in high school. I took this John Waters quote extremely literally when I was a teen, and in some ways, I still do! "Anytime you make someone…