funny quotes

Alright alright, let's just get this out of the way: JK Rowling isn't anyone's favorite person right now. That being said, we aren't going to stop loving the Harry Potter series anytime soon. Accordingly, the following are some hilarious and clever moments from the books that didn't quite make it into the movies, and honestly we're not really sure why.

Kids really go back and forth between being the best and the worst. The whining, the germs, the endless and exhausting energy they seem to derive from nowhere. But every now and then they'll go and say something so smart or so funny forget about the bad stuff. It doesn't hurt when they cuddle you either. This Instagram account, Live From Snack Time, is chock full of kids quotes that will remind you why you raised these little terrors. They're pretty damn special, and a great reminder that parenting ain't so bad after all.

Being an introvert can be really rough at times. We live in a world where people want to go out all the damn time and you just want some goddamn peace and quiet alone in your own home. We feel that. That's why we created this gallery of introverted memes to help you feel understood.

All parents will know these "inspirational" quotes to be true, whether they like them or not. While parentingcan obviously be one of the greatest joys of one's life, it also inevitably comes with its fair share of annoyances, like the following!

NBC's beloved Parks and Recreation has been off the air for nearly five years, but some things last forever. Ron Swanson and his wisdom are pretty much immortal in our book. Instead of whining about the state of television and the demise of our favorite show, we take solace in these quotes from the burly man's man that is Ron Swanson. Nobody's been able to make being a misanthropic breakfast-lover look so damn good.

We're so glad that we get to be in the presence of such utter genius on the internet in this day and age. And since we could never come up with anything this clever ourselves, we'll let these Twitterusers do the talking!

Ah, San Francisco. The highest rent in the country and the tech capital of the U.S. You just know these people have some sh*t to say. Here's our proof. 

Sometimes you just start eavesdropping on a conversation at exactly the right time, and the result is a ridiculous quote that makes absolutely no sense. These people tweeted the most hilarious things they've overheard lately.