Having kids starts to get interesting when they actually start talking. I was one of those babies who didn't really start speaking in sentences until I was two. My first sentence was at my Winnie The Pooh-themed second birthday party, where I said, “Pooh fly” after spotting a stuffed animal of Pooh with a balloon in his hand. Since then, I haven't been able to stop talking, much to the amusement and sometimes to the irritation of my parents.

Revenge is best served 20 years later

Poor tooth fairy

Thanks a lot, kid

It's weird how your relationship with your parents changes once you have kids. Before you get the job of mommy or daddy , you think you understand why your parents made the choices they did, and you have strong opinions about said choices. Once you have kids, those opinions completely change. You start to understand why your parents were the way they were during your childhood. When you're getting the kind of sleep you get when you have a baby, you understand why your mom didn't want to play wi…

School is out, do you know where your parent friends are?

Kids: Who wants them, who's got them, who can't live without them? I find it so touching when people talk about wanting to be a parent since they were teenagers. Most young people that I know seem to have an "uh, I don't know" attitude toward having kids. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that; in fact, I'm in that boat myself. I know that if I want a kid someday, I'm going to have to really fight for one and pay a lot of money to make it happen. That's the nice thing about having gay paren…

Because you deserve a snackie just as much as your kid does!

Sometimes you just gotta put the kids to bed and doom scroll memes.

He's just like Calvin with the Crisco

Bed time for the kids, meme time for the adults!

It's that time of the year when every school has a million events. One day you're chaperoning a field trip for one kid, and the next day you're attending a choir concert for the other. As a kid, I loved the end of the school year for precisely this reason. I loved being busy! In hindsight, I can only imagine how stressful May was for my parents. Field Day was the best day of my young life, but it likely wasn't my mom's favorite day by any means. Not to mention, kids are so wound up by the beaut…

All you want is for your kid to learn how to say mommy, but once they do they never stop saying it...

How dare she?

That's not a rainbow

Remember those "May the 4th" jokes today, dads!