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Thirty-Eight Brilliant 'Stoner Names' For Stuff That Already Exists

Y'all ever get so stoned off of the reefer that you forgot the names of simple, everyday things? Yeah, uhh, us either. If THAT were to happen, we might come up with our own clever substitute terminologies so as to attempt to communicate. That's basically what we're serving up here. While some of the "stoner names" are basic AF, others are freakin' brilliant. 

Stoner names for things that already exist.
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17 Incredibly Dumb Celebrity Puns That Had Us ROFLing

These celebrity name puns might just be the epitome of the dad joke, but we're really okay with that. Sometimes puns just catch you by surprise with their wit and you don't even think about how stupid they are! 

You can click here for even more terrible yet clever dad jokes!

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13 Unfortunate Restaurant Names That'll Make Your Appetite Disappear

These restaurants might get more business if they considered changing their names! It's hard work to come up with catchy, original names for new enterprises, especially one for a market as competitive as the food market. But some of these may be so bad, it might actually drum up business, so maybe the marketing firm that was hired to come up with whatever buzzword name the restaurant used did it on purpose. But its hard to imagine them giving up their secret. Either or, you have to wonder if some of these restaurants were owned by these people with some of the most unfortunate names ever.

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50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People

Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

From Ben Dover to Richard Johnson, and every name in between, some parents just didn't have enough forethought when they were choosing baby names, or they really didn't care that their kid was going to get bullied constantly. But either way, its the parents' fault. But if you thought these were bad, you should see how some of these people named their cats.

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Dude Pairs His Pokémon GO Collection With Fitting Names for His Girlfriend

When your dedication to catch 'em all becomes so extreme that you start seeing the people around you as actual Pokémon, it might be time to step away from Pokémon GO for awhile. However, if your girlfriend is completely chill with becoming the face of your collection, go for it. But I might rename some of these if you want to keep your testicles... Because if some of these are accurate you won't be doing yourself any favors by giving your Pokemon these names based on her and her behavior. If you thought these names were a riot, you have to check out some of the best unfortunate names that people have been called by their parents. 

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