Dad jokes are a love language

Also known as introverts

(Probably)

I'm going to let you all in on a little secret; as a child, I was a frog girl . I'm not talking about your average run-of-the-mill frog girls that seem to be sprouting on top of lily pads constantly these days. I'm talking about a ride-or-die girlie of the ribbit experience. The only Webkinz I got were frog Webkinz. I had at least two baseball caps featuring the amphibian. The Rainforest Café mascot was my idol. I'm not messing around when it comes to frogs. It can be bittersweet when one of yo…

Every morning I wake up to my iPhone's alarm and proceed to do all my silly little tasks until 9 pm when the cycle starts over again. When I was a kid, I had no idea how much of my day would be filled with annoying responsibilities. Feeding the cat is one thing, but I never thought I'd spend so much of my precious time wiping down surfaces. Whoever made those damn wipes was a genius. A genius, who unlike me, is probably free from the shackles of a 2-hour commute. Or, you know, dead. Anyway. The…

Hello, friends, enemies, and frenemies. We're back with another mishmash of internet humor. Looking for some basic sentiments that you can relate to, but in meme form? Well, you're in luck. Most of these memes and Twitter tidbits fall into that exact category. The extra sprinkle of cute cats and spicy self-deprecation are just the cherry on top of this easily accessible meme collection. Scrolling through these memes is the perfect mindless pastime for when you're sitting on your couch pretendin…

History lesson time! Today we're going to discuss the origin of memes. Yes, internet memes. Why am I differentiating the two? Well, it's because the term “meme” was first used by Richard Dawkins in 1976 - and wasn't about the internet. A meme, by Dawkins' definition (via the Oxford Dictionary) is “An element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.” It's all about the transmission of ideas. Some great historical examples…

My head hurts. It hurts so much. It seems like whenever I feel like I've gotten closer to getting this damn rock over the hill, it gets heavier a la Sisyphus' eternal plight. Except instead of hauling stuff up an incline, I'm trying to manage a damn website. It's a lot to handle - sending emails as early as 7 am and then working until 7 pm. It almost sucks some of the fun out of memes . I don't recommend turning pleasure into work, but I know my circumstances could be worse. There are a few tim…

There hasn't been a new Elder Scrolls game since Skyrim was first released in 2011, which has forced fans to keep the game interesting by coming up with their own wacky mods and side quests. Just recently, one madlad called u/Morlino on Reddit posted some gameplay footage to r/Skyrim in which the player shows off their collection of every single Dragon Priest mask in Skyrim. According to the redditor, the undertaking took 92 hours to complete because they never once used fast travel. Anyone who…

Even the nicest people in the world have moments where they just can't stand something or someone. As someone who is only slightly nice, I am a person who has a host of pet peeves relating to human beings. I can't stand loud chewers. Sometimes I actually wear earplugs when my boyfriend's roommate is eating with us in the living room. Loud typers? They drive me up the wall with their weighted smashing in the office. People who do things like floss or clip their toenails in public are up there, t…

As you move through this world, you will meet some divas with such an insatiable zest for life that it's hard even to conceptualize what it's like to live inside their brains. This attitude can be cute…until it is annoying. There's a delicate balance between having a genuinely positive attitude and trying to force niceness into every situation despite its appropriateness. The latter option is passive aggression, the most toxic positivity man ever invented. If you don't take it too far, having a…

Memes both cultured & dank

Toe beans not included

The finishing touch

Radical

Too exhausted to care