Birds flying high, you know how I feel

Having a normal one

This one's for the friend-havers

Having a sense of humor is an invaluable quality. You don't have to be a brilliant standup comedian to know that! Comedy is highly beneficial if you're weak in other social skills. How many times have you heard the story of the class clown who was able to gain the respect of their fellow students through their sense of humor? I was 100% that kid when I was in high school. I took this John Waters quote extremely literally when I was a teen, and in some ways, I still do! "Anytime you make someone…

Good morning!

I'll do it tomorrow

Cheers

If you aren't hearing this sentence as a voice in your head, then who is flying this plane?

This one's for y'all!

Let's get weird

“Does this spark joy?” is such a weird interior design philosophy. My little rack that holds literally every piece of clothing I own does not spark joy, but what am I supposed to do about it?

This week, the northeastern United States has been hit with an impenetrable wave of smoke and smog. Apparently, that silly little country up north decided it would be cute to have a couple of wildfires, and now I can't stop sneezing! If you're on the New York City side of Twitter, I'm sure you've seen countless photos of the city looking like a sepia-tone disaster movie, and I can affirm that the pictures are not an exaggeration. I know that Californians have seen it all before, but this is all…

Summer memeing, had me a blast

It's time to go goblin mode

Most memes are not that memorable. They slip in and out of your mind as quickly as what you ate for lunch yesterday. They're unsustainable, and that's the way they were built. We are not supposed to sit around looking at one meme all day, expecting to be satisfied with just that. Absolutely not! We can only sustain ourselves with a regular flow of memes in our minds, with only a few really sticking with us. One of the few I still remember the meme from 10 years ago was The Marvelous Breadfish.…

This one's for the 23-year-old teenage girls out there.