Take your time

Take a walk, a stroll, or a jog

Cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt

Christmas is coming whether you want it to or not, and I, for one, don't feel ready. I have only gotten one present, and when I've got friends, family, and roommates to buy for, that's simply not enough. This weekend is the time for me to batten down the hatches and fearlessly face more NYC retail stores than I've been to since I moved here. Even though we are in the thick of Christmastime, I don't need everything to be all about Christmas right now. I'm still in the mood to watch unseasonal mo…

You've been warned

We're getting older

The best the WWW has to offer

How novel

I get up out of bed, I put on my clothes, 'cause I've got bills to pay

You know what I'm talking about

That'll do, Donkey

Stick the landing

Schools out, scream and shout

Let's get normal

On the pre-turkey day grind

Embrace modernism