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38 Saucy Memes To Share With Friends

Who doesn't love to sit back and LOL after a long day? If you're in the mood for a leisurely chuckle, we've got a big batch of memes for just the occasion. No theme. No catch. Just 100% funny. Share them with a pal, DM one to a crush, or keep 'em all to yourself—whatever suits your mood, because these memes are for you!

Dank Memes, Funny Memes, Good Memes, Jokes, 2020 Memes, Hilarious Memes | Mark Zuckerberg Like many enjoy perambulating about on my human legs while performing ordinary activities, such as observing my phone or towing my dog with rope. Although many humans will only bend their knees forward mechanically forced do so find perambulation this fashion increases speed and efficiency by significant | life is falling apart but lighting is kinda good @piggyazaleaofficial Lana Del Rey taking a selfie
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Excellent Tweets For Quality Procrastination

Twitter is a lot of things: a political nightmare, a sea of bad takes, and also a place where some funny individuals shoot their best jokes and observational humor into the abyss. Only the latter category is of use to us (unless we're making fun of people). And it's especially useful when we're trying to scroll the time away. We hope these tweets give you the solace from reality that you need.

funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, jokes, comedy, self-deprecating, married life, marriage tweets | SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi my boyfriend and go Taco Bell do want ask him baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee want something will baja last. will marry they ring taco bell live happily ever after mas. | Pessimus Prime @BigJDubz Picasso dn but joke got about 's messed Translate Tweet 8:05 AM 2020-08-14 Twitter Android 197 Retweets and comments 737 Likes
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'I Have A Joke' Memes Are Filling Twitter With Zingers

In these trying times, it feels like the world could use a lot more humor. And Twitter users have stepped up to the plate with a new meme format that's designed to relay excellent jokes in a pretty meta manner. Wannabe comedians are basically tweeting an introduction to a joke along with a disclaimer - which is ultimately is the punchline. A prime example is from @KaushikLab who tweeted, "I have a microbiology joke, but not sure if it is 'cultured'" We've put together some of our favorite examples, but if you're on Twitter at all you're bound to find loads more dad-approved material on the site.

Funny twitter meme "i have a joke" funny tweets | Ethics Bricks @EthicsInBricks Thave joke about academic publishing have no access this content ecthicsinbricks | Rindradana @ponakannyaom Thave joke about Covid-19, but our government can't handle 1:28 AM 7/27/20 Twitter iPhone
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14 People Share Their Best Jokes That Flew Completely Over People's Heads

For those of us who aren't professional comics, attaining perfect comedic timing and delivery is a moment to be relished and appreciated. Unfortunately for the Redditors taking part in this thread, their brilliance went woefully unnoticed. We're here to bring them the glory that they so deserve. 

Funny jokes that went over peoples heads, reddit, askreddit | 12h casualreader22 121.0K Senior year religion class at Catholic High School. Our Deacon teacher asks us "Whats two words not supposed say Jehova's Witness class wasteland boredom figuring hell, raised my hand and responded "Come Dead. Silence. Might as well as have had tumbleweed rolling by record answer Happy Birthday."
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Twitter Unites In Its Hatred Of Gal Gadot's Star-Studded 'Imagine' Video

In super-cringey Coronavirus news, Gal Gadot seems to have done the unthinkable. After sharing a cringey video of  celebrities singing John Lennon's 'Imagine,' it seems people on Twitter have put down their digital pitchforks to agree on one thing: The video is absolutely terrible. 

The cover is comprised of stars such as Amy Adams, Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig singing (often poorly) from their manses and gardens. It's a pretty tone deaf attempt at bringing people together, and folks on Twitter were more than happy to share their distaste. If SNL were still operating, maybe we'd get a decent parody. But for now, we're relying on netizens to roast the crap out of the video, and they're doing a damn good job.

Twitter roasts Gal Gadot's video of celebrities covering John Lennon's Imagine | Uncle P @PasqualeLDN gal gadot video has really shifted my mood and hopes today am now actively seeking virus. 6:12 AM 3/19/20 Twitter Android Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith Gal Gadot hope this cute video and my friends will make people smile Twitter: GIF angry simpsons characters
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Fresh Tweets To Kill Your Monday Pain

Happy Monday, y'all! We're here to provide you with fresh and entertaining Twitter gems so you can avoid the political tweet nightmare that the site has become right now. This gallery is a healthy mix of Coronavirus tweets, relatably self-deprecating jokes, and just the right amount of nonsense. Enjoy!

Funny tweets, funny fresh tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, coronavirus tweets, covid-19 | Motley @MotleyTheMutt secret billionaires club billionaire 1: and did make billions? billionaire 2: stock market billionaire 3: bitcoin 3 bottles hand sanitizer and pack facemasks | logan @brainwxrms girls be like ugh hate him so much he's horrible at communicating and isn't nice and can't even manage do bare minimum but yeah hanging out tonight he gets back bar
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Classic Mitch Hedberg Jokes That Just Hit Right

Comedian Mitch Hedberg would have been 58 this week. It's hard to believe he's been gone for almost fifteen years. Hedberg's wit was so quirky, so singular. There will never be another comic like him. To celebrate his too-short life, we've rounded up some of his classic zingers. If we keep laughing it's kind of like he's still around. 

Funny mitch hedberg jokes | My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says Mitch, don't use liquor as crutch can't use liquor as crutch because crutch helps walk.
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Cringey Designs That Should Have Been Given More Thought

We love laughing at cringey design fails, but some of these are so wild we can't help but assume that people lost their jobs over them. From extreme (and accidental) sexual innuendoto terrible word placement, these fails are pretty much guaranteed to get a reaction out of you. And might even pique your curiosity.

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Twenty-Three Tasty Tweets For Your Mindless Scrolling

We've got to hand it to all the Twitter users out there killing the social media game. To be able to compose a joke or amusing quip in so few letters is a goddamn skill. And we admire it. Here are twenty-three examples of Twitter wizards doing what they do best: Making 280 character magic.

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Twenty Titillating Tweets For Ultimate Procrastination

It's truly amazing what you can pack into 280 characters: political rants, obnoxious K-pop stan posts, and obnoxiously smug motivational garbage. We prefer to focus on the funny side of Twitter, which is well-represented in this carefully curated selection of tweets

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37 Cringey Dad Jokes That'll Prepare You For Father's Day

Father's Day is coming up on Sunday, so we're bracing ourselves for some really bad dad jokes and capitalist Hallmark propaganda! The truth is, whether or not you have a father figure, these cringey jokes make the whole day worthwhile. Or at least distract you from the crowded restaurants and overly male gifts.

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18 Savage & Special Epitaphs That Prove Humor Never Dies

As much as we may want to live forever, the reality of the matter is that we're all going to die at some point. These witty people decided to go out with a sense of humor. Respect.

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15 Times Office Smartasses Owned Their Coworkers With Terrible Jokes

Work can be a dull, dreary place that you absolutely dread going to every morning, especially when your coworkers are lame as hell. These people, however, took it upon themselves to troll their coworkers and we applaud them for that. The jokes might be really bad, but at least they managed to make their work spaces a little more bearable!

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