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Ever feel like time is slipping through your fingers? Even though you don't own your time at all? When work, responsibilities, and family factor into things, it can seem as though there's nothing left for self-care and humor. And that's a goddamn shame. Instead of allowing these patterns to plunge you into some kind of monotonous, fun-less existence, we want you to take charge and seize the memes. Seize the fun. Seize a little moment of indulgence. You deserve it. 

We love laughing at cringey design fails, but some of these are so wild we can't help but assume that people lost their jobs over them. From extreme (and accidental) sexual innuendoto terrible word placement, these fails are pretty much guaranteed to get a reaction out of you. And might even pique your curiosity.

When contemplating the world of 'Weird Twitter,' masters of the non sequitur that come to mind are @dril and @horse_ebooks, but there are many other delightfully strange absurdist Twitter accounts that deserve some recognition. @Veggiefact is one of these special anonymous accounts that has blessed the internet with thousands of hilariously weird tidbits. Scrolling through this sort of account feels like you're assuming the mind of another person—deranged thoughts floating by like puffs of smoke, one after the other. 

We've collected some of our favorite tweets from this year for your enjoyment, but you can visit @Veggiefact and scroll back all the way to 2014 if you so desire.

Twitter is a lot of things: a political nightmare, a sea of bad takes, and also a place where some funny individuals shoot their best jokes and observational humor into the abyss. Only the latter category is of use to us (unless we're making fun of people). And it's especially useful when we're trying to scroll the time away. We hope these tweets give you the solace from reality that you need.

In these trying times, it feels like the world could use a lot more humor. And Twitter users have stepped up to the plate with a new meme format that's designed to relay excellent jokes in a pretty meta manner. Wannabe comedians are basically tweeting an introduction to a joke along with a disclaimer - which is ultimately is the punchline. A prime example is from @KaushikLab who tweeted, "I have a microbiology joke, but not sure if it is 'cultured'" We've put together some of our favorite examples, but if you're on Twitter at all you're bound to find loads more dad-approved material on the site.

For those of us who aren't professional comics, attaining perfect comedic timing and delivery is a moment to be relished and appreciated. Unfortunately for the Redditors taking part in this thread, their brilliance went woefully unnoticed. We're here to bring them the glory that they so deserve. 

In super-cringey Coronavirus news, Gal Gadot seems to have done the unthinkable. After sharing a cringey video of  celebrities singing John Lennon's 'Imagine,' it seems people on Twitter have put down their digital pitchforks to agree on one thing: The video is absolutely terrible. 

The cover is comprised of stars such as Amy Adams, Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig singing (often poorly) from their manses and gardens. It's a pretty tone deaf attempt at bringing people together, and folks on Twitter were more than happy to share their distaste. If SNL were still operating, maybe we'd get a decent parody. But for now, we're relying on netizens to roast the crap out of the video, and they're doing a damn good job.

Happy Monday, y'all! We're here to provide you with fresh and entertaining Twitter gems so you can avoid the political tweet nightmare that the site has become right now. This gallery is a healthy mix of Coronavirus tweets, relatably self-deprecating jokes, and just the right amount of nonsense. Enjoy!

Comedian Mitch Hedberg would have been 58 this week. It's hard to believe he's been gone for almost fifteen years. Hedberg's wit was so quirky, so singular. There will never be another comic like him. To celebrate his too-short life, we've rounded up some of his classic zingers. If we keep laughing it's kind of like he's still around. 

We've got to hand it to all the Twitter users out there killing the social media game. To be able to compose a joke or amusing quip in so few letters is a goddamn skill. And we admire it. Here are twenty-three examples of Twitter wizards doing what they do best: Making 280 character magic.

It's truly amazing what you can pack into 280 characters: political rants, obnoxious K-pop stan posts, and obnoxiously smug motivational garbage. We prefer to focus on the funny side of Twitter, which is well-represented in this carefully curated selection of tweets. 

Father's Day is coming up on Sunday, so we're bracing ourselves for some really bad dad jokes and capitalist Hallmark propaganda! The truth is, whether or not you have a father figure, these cringey jokes make the whole day worthwhile. Or at least distract you from the crowded restaurants and overly male gifts.

As much as we may want to live forever, the reality of the matter is that we're all going to die at some point. These witty people decided to go out with a sense of humor. Respect.