Comedian Mitch Hedberg would have been 58 this week. It's hard to believe he's been gone for almost fifteen years. Hedberg's wit was so quirky, so singular. There will never be another comic like him. To celebrate his too-short life, we've rounded up some of his classic zingers. If we keep laughing it's kind of like he's still around.
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We love laughing at cringey design fails, but some of these are so wild we can't help but assume that people lost their jobs over them. From extreme (and accidental) sexual innuendoto terrible word placement, these fails are pretty much guaranteed to get a reaction out of you. And might even pique your curiosity.
We've got to hand it to all the Twitter users out there killing the social media game. To be able to compose a joke or amusing quip in so few letters is a goddamn skill. And we admire it. Here are twenty-three examples of Twitter wizards doing what they do best: Making 280 character magic.
It's truly amazing what you can pack into 280 characters: political rants, obnoxious K-pop stan posts, and obnoxiously smug motivational garbage. We prefer to focus on the funny side of Twitter, which is well-represented in this carefully curated selection of tweets.
Father's Day is coming up on Sunday, so we're bracing ourselves for some really bad dad jokes and capitalist Hallmark propaganda! The truth is, whether or not you have a father figure, these cringey jokes make the whole day worthwhile. Or at least distract you from the crowded restaurants and overly male gifts.
For those of us who aren't professional comics, attaining perfect comedic timing and delivery is a moment to be relished and appreciated. Unfortunately for the Redditors taking part in this thread, their brilliance went woefully unnoticed. We're here to bring them the glory that they so deserve.
Work can be a dull, dreary place that you absolutely dread going to every morning, especially when your coworkers are lame as hell. These people, however, took it upon themselves to troll their coworkers and we applaud them for that. The jokes might be really bad, but at least they managed to make their work spaces a little more bearable!
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You know, my old man had many random pearls of wisdom, but none more profound than this: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Dad jokes are nature's way of balancing out having professional comedians to laugh at their jokes, and to give dads one more reason to antagonize their kids. But keep yourselves groaning along, and maybe give your pop some ammunition of your own, with these hilarious corny jokes guaranteed to be appreciated by any man with at least one kid.
