funny jokes

As much as we may want to live forever, the reality of the matter is that we're all going to die at some point. These witty people decided to go out with a sense of humor. Respect.

For those of us who aren't professional comics, attaining perfect comedic timing and delivery is a moment to be relished and appreciated. Unfortunately for the Redditors taking part in this thread, their brilliance went woefully unnoticed. We're here to bring them the glory that they so deserve. 

These tweets took longer to censor than we'd like to admit, but it was worth it.

It's the weekend. You deserve to sit back, relax and waste some time.