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When asked how he would vet a Supreme Court justice nominee, presidential hopeful Ben Carson said he would judge them by "the fruit salad of their life". 



Okay.....

With hard-hitting statements like that it's hard to understand why some people were not impressed by the debate. 


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Others just couldn't stop looking at John Kasich's hands, obviously he was just helping with that fruit salad. 


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Oh well, at least we all learned a new phrase. May the fruit salad of your life be bountiful and free of those green melon pieces that nobody likes.  

Forget funny, my food looks felonious.