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Hallmark movies are awesome . They're hilariously, reliably formulaic. They have stilted acting and even more stilted dialogue. They have names like “The Other Christmas Wife” or “Winter Is For Loving, and Christmas." They're my favorite thing to watch when I'm in a hotel room. Nothing hits like a terrible movie and a room service BLT. My mom and I play a game we invented whenever we watch Hallmark movies together: we pause it 15 minutes in and each take a turn saying what we think is going to…

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Duh duh duh duh *snap* *snap*

Who doesn't love Shrek?

Just keep memeing

Apes together strong

I guess we're really Dune this

To me, that's cinema

SANTA! I know him! I know him!

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I kind of wish that the film noir genre still existed today outside of Batman movies. Was I counting down the days until The Batman , starring Robert Pattinson, came out? Absolutely I was. But do I wish that we had movies like Mildred Pierce coming out today? Again, absolutely. In the modern mind, noir mostly exists as a parody. There's the detective who talks funny, there's the gorgeous femme fatale he's in love with, there's some kind of murder. These elements are easy to parody and exaggerat…

I remember the first time I ever watched the 1957 Sidney Lumet classic 12 Angry Men . I was in my high school Speech class, and instead of dedicating the entire class period to us watching this movie, my teacher just put it on while we did other work and talked. Naturally, I didn't really get much from this viewing experience, if you can even call it that. I can't think of a worse way to convince kids to want to watch this movie. It makes it look like the most boring movie ever. Luckily, that w…

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Writers can be so cruel

So you're telling me that Davy Jones could have been cruising on land this whole time?