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These Brutally Honest Fortune Cookie Quotes Aren't What You Want to Hear After Dinner

UnFORTUNEately, sometimes you need to hear the truth. Who better to give you brutally honest advice than a strip of paper from the inside of a cookie?

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But... But...

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It Didn't Know What the Hell It Was Talking About!

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