Welcome to this cozy 4 bedroom 3-and-a-half bathroom with dazzling mountain views, a walk-up pool, and several giant wax figures of female superheroes who come to life at night. Care to follow me to the dining room?

Biggest meme sale of the year!

One man's trash is another man's... yeah no, it's just trash

Maybe my landlord with accept Kohl's cash this month?

These items are probably still available

Craigslist, Ebay, and Facebook Marketplace are unlikely windows into the soul.