florida man

Florida, this is why we can't have nice things. You just keep effing it up for the rest of us good law-abiding citizens who just want to go about our days without reading 150 ridiculous headlines about whatever Florida did this time. Totally kidding, we love reading about the weird sh*t that goes on there so keep it coming!

We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

Let the memes flow through you and let them overtake your mind to overcome your boredom. Now you must make a sacrifice to the meme gods - your first-born, whatever, they're not picky.

Residents of Florida really make it easy to make fun of the sunny southern state. We mean no disrespect, but these Florida Man headlines and dragging memes are endlessly entertaining. Florida is kind of like that little brother that you love but can't help but poke fun at. If you like these memes and headlines, follow @floridapeoplegonewild. The account is a veritable treasure trove of hilarious insanity.

Bored? Going through an existential crisis? Tired of seeing people bicker about the Notre Dame fire? These tweets might be the distraction that you're looking for!

If all of the stereotypes and headlines are true, then Floridahas to be the most bizarre place on planet earth. On the bright side, it's produced some wonderfully strange memes that we can all scratch our heads at. And if any Floridians are reading this, can you please explain to us WTF is going on in your state?

Seriously, WHAT is in the water in Florida that makes Florida Man do what he keeps on doing?

Florida, why are you like this?

Maybe it is something in the water or in the air, but for some reason, the police in Florida seem to consistently arrest the strangest people, and it always leads to a surreal headline that starts off with Florida Man and then continues to explain what they did this time around, almost as if it is always the same man from Florida.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg. Get lots more Florida Man headlines and let the sunshine flow through you.

The antics of "Florida Man" have become such a thing that we're constantly surprised to find out a crazy news story happened somewhere else. Here are some of "his" antics - they're sure to make you feel like a functioning member of society.