first date

First dates usually go one of two ways. You have a great time, maybe get lucky, and end up with butterflies fluttering 'round your insides. Or you excuse yourself after a drink, feign a friend emergency, and ultimately hope to never talk to them again. When things go well you might receive some sweet (or saucy) texts and the exciting promise of another rendezvous. Twitter user @devilmeadow, however, has clued us into another tastier way to secure a second date - by sending your love interest a 12kg wheel of cheese. 

my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...? pic.twitter.com/lYdXYtgHOw

— 𝕰𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖍 🔮💫👁 (@devilmeadow) April 10, 2021

We've heard that the way to a man's heart is his stomach, but this enterprising farmer decided to take a gamble by gifting @devilmeadow's sister a nearly unreasonable amount of cheese. Judging by the replies to the viral tweet, this gamble has probably paid off. The replies and retweets are filled with women who are astounded by and jealous of the delicious gift. While some women (and brands) urged the recipient to lock the farmer down, others are simply lamenting the fact that their spouses have never thought to exhibit such dairy-filled generosity. We may never know if this budding relationship will lead to something greater, but we really hope that she isn't lactose intolerant. 

It's hard out there for a single person looking to jump back into the dating pool! Dating can be fun, but it can also be a total sh*tshow at times. There are many things to consider - for example, will your date be a total creep? Will they have disgusting table manners that make you want to throw up? You don't know, and that's an unfortunate risk you have to take in the quest to find love. 

These Twitter users definitely got the short end of the stick and lived to tell the tale. At least they can laugh about it now? We hope, anyway...

Oh hell no.

These women went on the most disastrous dates ever and lived to tell the tale!

First dates are always awkward, but sometimes they just turn out straight up disastrous. In this case, this guy definitely dodged a bullet by rejecting his date!