You love being a parent... But sometimes you need to hide in a closet and doom scroll through memes for a few minutes.

Are you teaching your kid they're born to run or that they're master of puppets?

You know it's going to be a good day when you're able to drink your coffee while it's still hot.

To love your child is to laugh at memes about your child.

Don't stress—your kids will still love you even after you secretly throw away some of their art.

Nick Cannon is still “Wild 'N Out”

Many dads aren't known for being the most affectionate guys. These fathers tend to express their affection for their family quietly or not at all. As someone who's dad loves to sing humorous jingles to his animal friends, I can't really relate to this problem. However, I sympathize with people who have daddy issues caused by their fathers inability to express emotions. There are some dads who are so cavalier and unemotional that it goes past the point of being sad and circles on back to being f…

“She said, 'we’re shutting down those intrusive thoughts.'”

Teens are terrifying

I mean, she wasn't wrong—the alarm was very much on beat with ABBA.

So many puns, so many dumb punchlines… *Healing the world with comedy*