Nice things

What's that saying? "You get what you get and you don't get upset"?

Dove is literally a normal name.

She had places to be

She never asked her if she would

You're allowed to wear whatever you want to your wedding. I've been on Reddit long enough to hear some pretty kooky wedding stories. Some folks want to get married in a Halloween costume. Some want to wear hunting gear. Some couples just want to elope and not tell anyone. Ultimately all valid ways to tie the knot. All that matters is that you're tying it after all, right? But some families don't feel that way and want their children to have the kind of wedding they envision for them. Whether th…

Be for real

Gobble n' squabble

Guess it had sentimental value

"They’ve even started a smear campaign in our PTA group..."

When you give your child a last place medal, don't expect them to drop everything when you need them.

Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Too little, too late

Time to open 20 cans to find out which one is tomato soup

"She became increasingly sassy about the situation, leaving us feeling defeated and, frankly, a little targeted."

He is entitled