"Sorry, I was too busy to meet my basic human needs"

Get ready to smile

He had one job

Who does that?

Dad jokes strike again

Rich people, right? It's pretty easy to discern who grew up with wealth with a quick conversation. Not to say that's an inherently bad thing; some of my closest friends are complete trust fund babies. It's just that there's an inherent disconnect between those who grew up with and without money. One of the most extreme examples I've personally experienced is the anecdote my friend explained to me that her private school ran a poverty simulation to hopefully generate some sort of empathy or at l…

Memes done right

Happy Tuesday, people with parents! This week, we've collected the absolute peak of unhinged parental texts for you. It's not quite fun or funny, but for anyone with awful parents , this collection is a little too relatable. Not to dump on any individual reading this article, but I'm not in contact with either of my parents. And that's a good thing! Sure, it'd be nice to have family members to call my own, but that's what your friends' parents are for. Thanksgiving with a friend's family always…

Family drama can get messy. Throw any sort of inheritance issue into the mix and you have a recipe for disaster. Greed shouldn’t get in the way of familial relationships, but, unfortunately, people are money hungry by nature. I suppose that’s cynical; it’s just quite often true. In a post to the /r/amitheasshole subreddit, user /u/Pretend_Canary_9411 described a particularly awful situation. To make a long story somewhat short, the user discovered that her sister had been sleeping with her fian…

Have you ever had a housemate who's eaten your food despite repeated requests for them not to? It's a far too common occurrence. Working a long shift, looking forward to your leftovers at home, just to find that a disrespectful roommate has remorselessly consumed them. It's beyond irritating. But what if it wasn't your roommate? What if it was your sister who's living rent-free in your home? And what if it wasn't your food, but food specifically bought to satiate your pregnant wife's cravings?…

Sunshine in meme form

Such a ridiculous demand

Everything is content

Sure, dad

Entitled Karens, just when you don't need them.

Good times all round