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The U.S. is pretty well known for its bastardization of other cuisines. We gobble down crab rangoon, California rolls and rainbow bagels with sheer delight. The debate over whether or not pineapples belong on pizza exists solely because some demented genius decided to place the fruit on a classic Italian dish. We see the backlash all over social media. so it should come as no surprise that there's an entire Twitter account dedicated to the infuriated Italians eager to reject these crimes against their cuisine. 

Italians Mad At Food is basically an aggregator of enraged Italian commenters bemoaning the culinary abilities of anyone who, well, isn't Italian. The comments are hilarious, lofty, and oftentimes hard to decipher - which arguably makes them even funnier. While we do believe an apology is in order for Olive Garden and Chef Boyardee, the existence of this Twitter account and its heated comments has left us grateful for our criminal takes on Italian cuisine.

Trying to hide that you're not wearing a seatbelt from a passing cop? Police officer David Castro wants you to know that it's not going to work! The cop (and his furry German Shepherd sidekick) posted this gallery to Facebook in the hopes that we'll stop being actors and just click our damn seatbelts. These silly tactics are definitely real, and we won't be adopting them any time soon! 

Looking at these memes is like going to a museum but better - you don't have to walk anywhere or pay admission and you can laugh out loud

We *all* know women - and men - who relentlessly post zero shame humblebrag pics on Instagram and Facebook. When even reading a magazine on Sunday needs to be documented, we've got a bit of a problem. These dudes took some photos of their own to playfully roast these social media habits, and they're mostly very, very funny.