f

THE LETTER "F" unnatural when used in place of "ph."

TOMORROW'S LEADER weep for us

... do you... do you C what I did there? - Matty Malaprop

First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop

It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

FAILURE Now in chicken strip form.