Breakups are tough on all of us, and everyone deals with them in their own unique way. Some people, like this guy's ex-girlfriend, go on the rebound and immediately get into a relationship with the first person that comes their way. This girl was clearly NOT over her last relationship!
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Anyone who has dated men knows that there are many different brands of bad ex-boyfriends. There's the cheater. The narcissist. The deadbeat and the doofus. There are know-it-alls who instinctually mansplain, and then party animals who seem to always have a drink in their hands. Some of them (most of them) share more than one of these lovely qualities.
While it's not usually fun to go over one's history of bad dating choices, Twitter user Alex Arreliahas managed to spin some classically crappy dude tropes and assign them to our favorite fantasy films: the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It's a hilarious - and accurate - thread filled with personality types we wish we were less familiar with. We've put most of the astute tweets in this gallery, but there are even more at the link.
Picture this. You've moved on from your crappy ex. Maybe they lied and cheated. Maybe they were emotionally unavailable. Maybe they were a lazy mooch. Whatever the case, you're not friends. Now imagine that you receive a text from this reviled former lover. The text reads "I'm dating someone better than you." Personally, a message like that would probably result in an instant block. But Twitter user @EvaRebeca5 asked her followers to come up with their best 3 word comebacks to the unnecessary (and somewhat hurtful) hypothetical text messages. The responses are both hilarious and spicy, a primo exercise for anyone who has pretend arguments with their shampoo bottles in the shower. Though might not have the guts to put our ex in their place, we have nothing but respect for these people who brought the heat. We've put some of our favorite responses into this gallery, but there's loads more where these came from.
It's like clockwork. Winter's bleakness recedes, and everyone who cuffed up for the cold nights is starting to feel that itch. It's officially breakup season. These memes are designed to help get you out of the misery hole and back on market to take advantage of those sexy summer flings.
If these memes aren't doing the trick, these ex-related memes might give you the spiteful solace you crave. If you're still coupled, well, here are some boring memes about your successful love. Enjoy.
After a particularly harrowing breakup, complete with bedridden depression and eyes so red from crying you should be drug-tested, people will try to comfort you by saying things like "I'm so sorry" and "Time heals all wounds." These people are absolute suckers. They should know that the only way to get over a breakup is by getting even a la Carrie Underwood or by indulging in a crap load of spiteful,sassy memes about the people who have so cruelly wasted our time.
Happy weekend, losers! Those of you who have been freed from the oppressive bonds of the 9-5 Monday through Friday work week can officially sit back, relax, and gleefully waste your free time without feeling guilty. And those of you who are forced to toil can take in these mediocre memes during your bathroom break. Everyone wins.
Terrible partners are only bested by terrible exes because you're not actively sleeping with them. Unfortunately, these sad souls can still manage to crawl into your life and ruin it. Let these memes give you the strength to leave them on read and get on with your life.
Modern technology is amazing. We can order delivery from our phones, keep in touch with our far-off loved ones, and even keep track of our wayward children. We're also given the option to completely cut ties with people who have broken our hearts and treated us poorly. So why on earth do we let these people continue to harass us? Here are a bunch of texts that might remind you to use that blocking feature next time they try to use or abuse you.
