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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Snowed-in employee calls off at 5 AM, boss tries to send ride share to pick them up anyway: 'The roads are so bad here'
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IT worker is blamed for coworker showing up late, says it's their fault for leaving on time: 'They’ve basically gotten used to arriving late, and the person ending the shift is stuck covering past their scheduled time'
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40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'
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‘He went skiing, decided he didn’t want to come back, took my car, and left me at the cabin’: Husband leaves wife stuck in remote cabin during friend group celebration
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Manager steals coworker's desk, leaving their belongings there every night despite 'hot desk' rule: 'I came in to find their stuff on the desk but they were nowhere to be found until an hour later'
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