"C'mon officer, I just got laid off from the urn factory, can you gimme a break?"
YES WE DO! it won't be mint-in-box if we open, stupid n00b
EXCUSES for this, there are none.
I WASN'T AWARE you needed an excuse
She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop
This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop
Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop
If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop
