excuse

"C'mon officer, I just got laid off from the urn factory, can you gimme a break?"

YES WE DO! it won't be mint-in-box if we open, stupid n00b

EXCUSES for this, there are none.

I WASN'T AWARE you needed an excuse

She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop

This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop

Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop