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Wow, What A Genius

Text that reads, "Boss: You're an hour late; Guy who's about to invent daylight savings: Oh, you haven't heard?"
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Why Does No One Talk About This

Caption that reads, "Really hate when flies rub their hands together. WTF are you planning you little a**hole, you have a lifespan of like three days" above a pic of a fly
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Those Sneaky Bastards

Caption that reads, "What legos do when we're not looking" above a pic of a bunch of legos plotting on where to be to hurt human feet
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It's Foolproof

Tweet that reads, "New Tinder idea: upload all my photos upside down so girls turn their phone to look at them, obviously realize I am ugly and swipe left but of course that's now actually right, bing bang boom match"
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