Etch A Sketch

I know we just shook the Etch-A-Sketch on Monday, but I think we need to shake it again.

(Mitt Romney)

I HAD MY AGENDA SAVED IN THIS THING. HOW DO I OPEN THAT FILE?

(Rick Santorum)

HOW DO I TEXT MY BOYFRIEND WITH THIS THING?

(Rick Santorum)

I LOVE PENI

(Rick Santorum)

Because remembering which way to turn the knobs wasn't already impossibly difficult enough, apparently. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cracked