Non-fungible tokens are nothing new—the first-known NFT is believed to have been minted in 2014. But the cultural obsession with NFTs did really ramp up until recently, thanks to a number of celebrities deciding they want a piece of the virtual pie. NFT naysayers believe this unwholesome marriage between celebrities and the cringe crypto world is further proof that every day we stray further from God's light, and you better believe the Internet's anti-NFT army puts up a fight whenever a celeb d…

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