edward cullen

IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST, and there is no one around to hear it, do we all wish it would hit one of them?

FITZWILLAM DARCY kicking edward cullen's sparkly butt since 1813

HI! DO YOU WANT A AUTOGRA- oh, you don't?... ok

ALUCARD he's laughing because he just heard Edward Cullen claim to be a vampire

Or you could rob a bank.

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