In case you don't feel like you've gotten enough of a dose of righteous, wholesome Christian memes in honor of this holy Easter Sunday, we've gathered you up a gallery of even more, so that you can repent from all of the blasphemous sinning you've been doing for...well, your whole life?
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It's time to repent for Lent! In honor of this time of penance for those observing, we've concocted a gallery of Jesus memes that you can giggle at while you let go of your ego for a whole six weeks. Jesus was pretty chill, so we think he def would've been a meme guy.
And now for some topical Easter fun! Donald Trump Jr. has become the subject of a hilarious Twitter meme after being interviewed at a Pennsylvania chocolate factory. Andrew Rush snapped a photo in which it appears Donny Jr. is being interviewed by a gigantic chocolate rabbit. The snap quickly went viral after the photographer tweeted it on Monday, and some very silly Twitter memes quickly followed.
If you have a sensitive gag reflex, you might want to skip this one. As you can imagine, this guy eating a raw egg doesn't end well. Also, grab some headphones cause his language is not safe for sensitive ears.
Via Nomageddon
Turns out making your own marshamallows is pretty easy. According to Nomageddon, all you gotta do is this:
We need a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer with the whisk attachment. We also need powdered gelatin, vanilla extract, candy thermometer, and a piping bag fitted with a 1/2 inch (Ateco #12) tip. Step 1 is the activate the gelatin. Pour a 1/3 of a cup of water into the mixing bowl and then pour the contents of 1 gelatin packet on top. Let it sit for 10 minutes. While the gelatin is…um…gelling, add 1 cup of sugar and 1/4 cup of water to a small sauce pan. Clip your candy thermometer to the side and bring to a gentle boil over medium heat. The mixture is ready when it reads about 235ºF (~113ºC). This should take about 10 minutes so the timing is perfect. Pour the mixture into the stand mixer bowl and give it a gentle stir with a spoon to break up any leftover gelatin clumps. Add the vanilla extract and turn on the mixer at medium-high speed, and whisk until super fluffy (9 minutes).
Once you've got your turd mixture, scoop it into a piping bag and squeeze it out into little turd shapes: "you don’t have to squeeze too hard, but you do need to concentrate to get a beautiful BM. However, if your Texas Turds are not holding their shape and looking more like runny Mississippi Mud, wait a minute and let the marshmallow cool a bit." Once you've got your mallows looking poo-like, cover them in brown decorating sugar.
You can either leave them in their natural state, or add little bits of marshmallow for an emoji face.
