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20 Reasons Why 'Smart Devices' Are Actually Dumb As Hell

What's the point of 'smart' and 'connected' objects? Are they supposed to help us get through menial tasks more efficiently, or have the capitalists figured out a clever way to perpetually profit off the objects we use on a daily basis? Sometimes it feels like the latter. When your printer holds your ink cartridge hostage because you haven't paid your monthly printer subscription, I think it's safe to say you've been swindled by the 'Internet of Things.' And technology itself isn't necessarily to blame. We'll never get to that fabled techno-utopia as long as 'innovation' prioritizes profit rather than usefulness. Until then, we get to clumsily navigate this boring dystopia of connected crap, eternally updating the firmware on our smart trashcans. 

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23 Reasons Why Connecting Everything To The Internet Is A Mistake

Ever look around and get the sense that we're living in some sort of techno-dystopia? We get it—sometimes it's cool to have lights that you can dim from your phone or a watch that tells you how many calories you burned, but maybe the 'Internet of Things' has gone too damn far. Once you start connecting every single object in your home to the internet, you become pretty vulnerable when, say, Google is suddenly down, or your WiFi router malfunctions. Sometimes a doorbell should just be a doorbell and a toothbrush certainly shouldn't require regular firmware updates. And who the hell actually wants an Amazon surveillance robot literally flying around their house 24/7?

Anyway, we've got a bunch of examples of bad 'smart devices' from Twitter that might make you reconsider that bluetooth coffee mug purchase. 

cursed, internet, internet of things, smart car, smart devices, amazon, dystopia, technology, creepy, funny tweets, twitter, facebook, google, robots, artificial intelligence, fail | Casey Neistat i forgot the login credentials for my robot vacuum WHAT A COMPLETELY INSANE THING TO SAY | Jaap Stronks @jaapstronks So you cannot ring my DOOR BELL because someone changed it into a British HOTEL BOOKING WEBSITE
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17 Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

Freddie Mercury was correct in Bohemian Rhapsody when he said that "nothing really matters," because let's face it, life is meaningless and corporations have completely taken over our lives. So if for some strange reason you're in the mood to be reminded of the dystopian hell we live in, scroll down!

Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed
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Fifteen Dystopian Posts For People Who Want To Feel Weird

Let's face it, we're living in a dystopian hellhole right now, because who the hell knows when we'll be out of lockdown. Admittedly, these boring dystopian posts probably won't make you feel any better or distract you from the horrid reality, but they will make you laugh, and that's something, right?

Funny dystopian tweets and posts about the strange times we live in | Charles @ChuckAkpan Replying nytimes School boards don't have power enforce mask policy on students. Also school boards: No dreadlocks. No haircuts with designs. No "distracting" hair colors. No visible shoulders. No bra straps showing. No knees showing. No open-toed shoes. No "political" shirts. | homeless man held up and robbed bank 1 then sat down and waited police come and arrest him so he could receive healthcare prison.
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As the "gender reveal" wildfires in California rage on, cities have started looking like a scene straight out of a video game or sci-fi movie.

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Fifteen Orwellian Posts Representing The Dystopian Hellhole We Live In

The following posts depict the strange, surreal times we're living in right now, and we have to be honest in that they may even hit a little too close to home. Scroll down to see for yourself. If you want to feel even weirder and more hopeless, check out /r/BoringDystopia!

Posts about the strange times we're living in currently | think people who sent those masks were trying help doctors and nurses who didn't have PPE not be part an art project H Hill O @thehill 2h WATCH: Cuomo unveils collage masks sent around US self-portrait America" | WORKPLACE EVOLUTION Why crying employees can sometimes be sign healthy workplace Occasionally crying at work is normal-and can sometimes indicate an honest work culture. But there are some best practices follow dealing with cowor
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14 Dystopian Memes To Remind You Of Your Meek Existence In This Hellhole We Call Earth

Do you ever just stop to think about how we're living in a dystopian nightmare and that life doesn't matter at all? You go to work every day to make money just to pay for your miserable life, and then you die without ever retiring. Enjoy these tidbits from our corporate overlords!

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