The Duolingo owl haunts my dreams

"I'm not bilingual, I'm duolingual."

Don't lose that streak

Language acquisition is not known to be quickly accomplishable or straightforward. Most of us spend four years in a high school classroom fruitlessly trying to learn French, Spanish, or German, to completely forget everything we've learned in the weeks after graduating. I even took three semesters of Russian language courses in college, which may or may not have been because my favorite comedian at the time was a fluent Russian-speaking drag queen. For monolingual divas like me, foreign languag…

Maybe they're useful

"Just an owl tryna vibe."

Americans are asking for a Duolingo to step in.