Roll for memes

Roll for memes

Roll for memes

I remember the first time I played Dungeons & Dragons like it was yesterday. It was a warm summer day, and I was about ten years old. My nerdiest friend at the time, Lindsey, had just gotten the game and invited me over to play. We sat cross-legged on the floor of her bedroom, surrounded by sheets of graph paper, pencils, and dice. Lindsey was the Dungeon Master, and her little brother and I were the adventurers. Lindsey began describing the dark, foreboding forest that surrounded our character…

Time is weird. Five minutes doesn't sound, outwardly, like a lot of time. But it can pass in wildly different ways. Five minutes at the DMV, or waiting for 5 o'clock to roll around, can feel like an eternity. The same goes for waiting in line for a drink at a crowded bar. But five minutes doing something more enjoyable can pass a lot more quickly. A five-minute turn on some sort of amusement ride (they're usually a lot shorter) can feel like five seconds for people who enjoy them, and five year…

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A nerdtastic collection of memes

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I'm obsessed with people who have their own little personal vernacular uniquely theirs. My Elementary school music teacher had such a way with words, particularly with coming up with “swear words” that were so unrecognizable from actual swear words. Whenever she got frustrated, she would say things like “fiddle faddle foo” or "need;

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Has anyone ever created a Dungeons & Dragons scenario based on memes? I reckon Memebase could take a stab at Dungeon Mastering. We'd probably call it something like, "The Legend of the Forgotten Meme." The players discover an ancient memelord deep in the wilderness who has been forgotten for centuries. Inside the memelord's lair, they find a powerful meme that could change the course of history. But they soon realize that they are not the only ones who know about the meme, and they must fend of…

Well, well, well. If it isn't our faithful Dungeons & Dragons fans, back for more memes. As you probably know, every Friday we provide role-players and tabletop gamers with the very best D&D content we can get our Shift-Command-4 keys on, and we're not about to start letting down the fans now. That's right, we've got a nice batch of D&D memes this week for anyone who needs 'em. Enjoy.

Roll for memes

Roll for memes

Hey, I'm talking to you. Yeah, you, smarty pants. I saw you across the bar, and I couldn't help but notice that your aura oozes intelligence. I am also an individual of the smart experience so I can easily perceive things like this. Let me guess, when you were in elementary school, you were often lauded as “above average.” Hey, so was I! Wasn't it so great being better than all of those average normie normal people? Those were the days. My senses are also telling me that as you've grown older,…