If a comedian makes a funny joke in a forest and no one is there to hear it, is it still funny? Writing little descriptions for these random meme galleries sort of feels like talking to a wall, or doing a standup routine to squirrels in the middle of an uninhabited forest. We all know nobody reads this crap. So why do we do it? Well, because the survival of websites like ours depends on certain social media platforms, and these certain social media platforms use algorithms that like it when we…

Memes are great for all occasions. When you're waiting for the bus and there's nothing to do. When you're in line at the bank or post office or DMV. When you're trying not to make eye contact on the train. When you're at a really boring social engagement. When you're pooping on company time. When you've got nothing to say in the group chat but you still want to engage somehow. When an ad interrupts the video you're watching on YouTube. When you're waiting for your frozen pizza to finish cooking…

So tender

Sometimes a good cat meme just hits different. Sure, they're pretty basic and often too dumb to comprehend, but cat memes are like perfect distillation of memes as a whole medium. If you don't know what I'm going on about, it's okay, I know you're here for the memes. Whether you're an animal-lover or just an avid consumer of ridiculous memes, we've got just the collection of cute and funny cats for your enjoyment.

Ah

When I was a kid I used to watch the same five movies on VHS over and over again. Jurassic Park, Mars Attacks, Independence Day, The Craft, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy (okay, that's three movies, but I'm counting it as one). Yes we had the internet , but as far as I was concerned, watching LOTR for the hundredth time was way more appealing than sitting around for several minutes waiting for the dial-up to do its thing so that I could continue downloading “track001artist0000_live_009281f7d…

There's a somewhat infamous /tv/ “favorite movie lines” thread on 4chan in which someone humorously misquoted a character from American Psycho saying, "Patrick, it's you!! You're the American Psycho?!!" Another user replied, “He didn't say that,” escalating the thread into a barrage of ironic shitposts inspired by the OP's American Psycho joke. For example, an image of Frodo captioned, “That's why I'm the Lord of the Rings , not you Sam.” Putting movie titles in movie lines has since become a p…

If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only choose one form of entertainment to have with you, would you choose movies, books, or memes ? Most reasonable people would probably choose either movies or books, but hear me out for a minute. Out of these three options, memes are the only medium that doubles as a communication tool. Without getting too deep into this hypothetical scenario, we have to assume that access to memes comes with limited access to the internet—otherwise, how w…

Legend

If you've been staring at your wall for what seems like hours, unable to motivate yourself to even drink a glass of water, maybe it's time to snap out of it and treat your body to its most fundamental human needs. Instead of firing up the demonic bird app, eat a little healthy snack. Hydrate. Get some rest. When you've completed these primal tasks required for your survival, then and only then should you scroll through these dank memes . I don't know who needs to hear this, but the internet is…

The internet is a wild place. From one second to the next, we're consuming information about everything from war to celebrity gossip with virtually zero time to process any of it. How is one supposed to scroll through chaotic feed after chaotic feed of TikTok shitposts, Ukraine news, and videos of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock without feeling completely insane? I know this might sound crazy, but I'm starting to get the feeling that social media has had a negative impact on my overall mental he…

Fun and games

Rest those eyes

Life can be so dull if you forget to appreciate the little things. What is life without the simple pleasures, like touching grass or scrolling through dank memes ? Without a bit of fun now and again, the boring monotony of mundane tasks really start to get to you. Every day is the same crap—paying the bills, doing the laundry, cleaning your room, washing the dishes, prepping lunch for the week, going to work, clocking in, clocking out, taking your vitamins, doing your taxes, paying the rent, co…

Once upon a time, there was a grumpy old man who never had any fun on the internet. No matter how hard his kids tried to help him understand how to use email and Facebook, he just didn't get it, nor did he have any interest in trying to. “But dad,” his kids would say, “don't you want to like and comment on all the things we post about our lives?" “Hell no!” The old man would say to his kids. “Why would I do that when you can just tell me? I don't give a shit about where you went to go get pizza…

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